POOR PEOPLE WHO COULDN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO ACCUMULATE WEALTH IN A FIAT SYSTEM WOULD FARE EVEN WORSE IN A BITCOIN SYSTEM.

THE OLD LADY ACROSS THE ROAD WATCHING ME RAISE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG EACH MORNING

TL/DR: I OWN THE DOMAIN HTTPS://CRAIGWRIGHTISAFRAUD.COM AND AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE USE OF IT. (THERE'S NOTHING THERE YET. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO STAND IT UP FOR AWHILE NOW, BUT JUST HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT.) MY INITIAL VISION FOR IT - MAKE AN EASILY DISCOVERABLE FACT BASED SITE THAT PAINTS AN ACCURATE PICTURE OF CRAIG WRIGHT'S MISBEHAVIORS, TO HOPEFULLY HELP OTHERS AVOID BEING FOOLED BY HIM EVER AGAIN. LINKS TO OTHER RESOURCES AND EXAMPLES. A REPOSITORY OF ALL HIS NONSENSE. I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HAND THIS OVER TO, EITHER COMPLETELY OR AS A "MANAGING EDITOR". I CAN HANDLE KEEPING THE SITE UP AND MANAGING THE DOMAIN ETC. IF YOU'RE A WRITER, BUT NOT A TECH NERD. WHO ARE SOME GOOD CANDIDATES FOR THIS? I DON'T WANT THE SITE TO FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS, NOR DO I WANT IT TO DEVOLVE INTO A "PERSONAL ATTACK" SITE. BUT I'D LIKE THE INTERNET TO HAVE A ONE-STOP-SHOP REMINDER OF WHO FAKETOSHI IS, WHAT HE DID, AND HOW HE WAS FINALLY STOPPED.

SIR IT SAYS HERE YOUR BITCOIN KEYS ARE STORED AT “THE BOTTOM OF LAKE DEEZ”

1) THEY’RE COMING FOR SELF-CUSTODY BITCOIN 2) THERE WILL BE A SHOCKINGLY HIGH NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO SUDDENLY LOSE ACCESS TO THEIR PRIVATE KEYS 🤷🏼‍♂️

CHOOSE YOUR NORMIE PARTNER WISELY, ANON. THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE.

MINERS COMING OFF THE HALVING RUSH AND REALIZING THE RUNETARDS WON’T LAST

THE REAL HALVING IS ALL THE COUPLES THAT SPLIT UP TONIGHT AFTER THE LADIES SEE ME STRUT INTO THE CLUB ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, SLOWLY PULL OFF MY WORK BACKPACK (WORN WITH BOTH STRAPS OVER SHOULDERS), THEN SET UP THIS CHICK MAGNET

A BIT LATE FOR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS, BUT FOR NOW I'M RESOLVING TO NOT UPGRADE BITCOIN CORE ON ANY OF MY NODES BEYOND VERSION 26.0.0 (WHICH RELEASED IN DECEMBER 2023). 1) TOO MUCH FUCKERY BEING DISCUSSED FOR INCLUSION THESE DAYS IMO. I'M HERE FOR THE SOUND MONEY. 2) THE WORLD NEEDS OLD NODES ON THE NETWORK.

OH LOOK MORE WAR THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM THE UNITED STATES, OVER THINGS IDGAF ABOUT BUT AM PAYING FOR ANYWAY.

BITCOIN HAS SURVIVED AND THRIVED FOR 15 YEARS, WE’RE ABOUT TO HIT THE 4TH HALVING, AND JUST ONE OF THEM IS WORTH MORE THAN A NICE CAR.

HE SPOKE THE TRUTH AND ENRAGED THE UNPREPARED

ACCURATE

I BLAME DAN

I HEAR SAYLOR EATS SEED OILS

BITCOIN MINERS DOING Q2/3 PLANNING AFTER LOOKING AT THEIR SPREADSHEETS GOING INTO THE HALVING

LIVE FOOTAGE OF ME BALLIN’ OUT OVER IN-FLIGHT WIFI DROPPING ZAPS ON NOSTR

WHEN SHE FINDS OUT YOU HAVE 6.15 BITCOIN

GM IF YOUR PRIVATE GROUP CHAT GANG ISN’T MAKING PRICE PREDICTION BETS WITH STAKES THIS HIGH ARE YOU EVEN BITCOINING

WHEN YOU WORK IN THE BITCOIN INDUSTRY APRIL 1ST IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GO FOR MIDWIT LULZ IN THE SLACK CHANNELS, WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BAITING NAIVE SHITCOINERS INTO REVEALING THEMSELVES