Pete Rizzo out there tapdancing to kill time / stalling until Trump’s ready to go on. @ODELL wishing he’d brought a flask of bourbon 😆

It’s 58 forever, Laura.

LMAO OF ALL NIGHTS, TONIGHT I AM ATTENDING A REPUBLICAN FUNDRAISING DINNER IN THE WEALTHIEST COUNTY IN RED STATE MONTANA. PERFECT TIMING, THEY’LL BREAK RECORDS TONIGHT. 🇺🇸🤠

KIND OF A BITTERSWEET "END OF AN ERA" MOMENT FOR ME TODAY WHEN I SLEEPILY FOLLOWED MY MORNING HABIT OF CHECKING MY BITCOIN LIGHTNING NETWORK ROUTING NODE FOR HEALTH AND ROUTING FEES EARNED - FORGETTING I HAD JUST SPENT THE LAST FEW DAYS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF LOW ONCHAIN FEES TO CLOSE EVERYTHING DOWN AND RETURN ALL BITCOIN TO COLD STORAGE. FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2018, I HAVE ZERO LIGHTNING NODES. THANKS FOR THE EXPERIMENT, LIGHTNING! YOU WERE INTERESTING, AND FRUSTRATING.

DUMB NOSTR QUESTION - THOUGHT THERE WAS A PROPOSAL TO ENABLE SELF DELETION OF POSTS (NOTES) - IS THAT IDEA DEAD? (I WANT THE ABILITY TO DELETE MY OWN NOSTR NOTES / FLAG THEM FOR DELETION ACROSS THE NETWORK.)

SO HAS ANYONE EVER APOLOGIZED FOR TAPROOT AKA THE LAST TIME BITCOIN ADDED A HIGH COMPLEXITY LOW ROI CHANGE, WITH UNFORSEEN NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES?

I HOLD IDENTICAL AMOUNTS OF SKEPTICISM FOR PEOPLE TRYING TO CHANGE BITCOIN AND PEOPLE TRYING TO CHANGE THE US CONSTITUTION.

FILTHY US DOLLARS ARE EXORBITANTLY OVERPRICED TODAY, EVEN MORESO THAN USUAL! I CERTAINLY WON’T BE BUYING ANY.

“WE’RE ALL GETTING GIRLFRIENDS”

THE “THEY’D NEVER DO A 6102 ON BITCOIN” CROWD ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE IDIOTS WITHIN 5-10 YEARS, TOPS. THEY ALREADY SOUND LIKE IDIOTS TO ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION.

POOR PEOPLE WHO COULDN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO ACCUMULATE WEALTH IN A FIAT SYSTEM WOULD FARE EVEN WORSE IN A BITCOIN SYSTEM.

THE OLD LADY ACROSS THE ROAD WATCHING ME RAISE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG EACH MORNING

TL/DR: I OWN THE DOMAIN HTTPS://CRAIGWRIGHTISAFRAUD.COM AND AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE USE OF IT. (THERE'S NOTHING THERE YET. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO STAND IT UP FOR AWHILE NOW, BUT JUST HAVEN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT.) MY INITIAL VISION FOR IT - MAKE AN EASILY DISCOVERABLE FACT BASED SITE THAT PAINTS AN ACCURATE PICTURE OF CRAIG WRIGHT'S MISBEHAVIORS, TO HOPEFULLY HELP OTHERS AVOID BEING FOOLED BY HIM EVER AGAIN. LINKS TO OTHER RESOURCES AND EXAMPLES. A REPOSITORY OF ALL HIS NONSENSE. I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HAND THIS OVER TO, EITHER COMPLETELY OR AS A "MANAGING EDITOR". I CAN HANDLE KEEPING THE SITE UP AND MANAGING THE DOMAIN ETC. IF YOU'RE A WRITER, BUT NOT A TECH NERD. WHO ARE SOME GOOD CANDIDATES FOR THIS? I DON'T WANT THE SITE TO FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS, NOR DO I WANT IT TO DEVOLVE INTO A "PERSONAL ATTACK" SITE. BUT I'D LIKE THE INTERNET TO HAVE A ONE-STOP-SHOP REMINDER OF WHO FAKETOSHI IS, WHAT HE DID, AND HOW HE WAS FINALLY STOPPED.

SIR IT SAYS HERE YOUR BITCOIN KEYS ARE STORED AT “THE BOTTOM OF LAKE DEEZ”

1) THEY’RE COMING FOR SELF-CUSTODY BITCOIN 2) THERE WILL BE A SHOCKINGLY HIGH NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO SUDDENLY LOSE ACCESS TO THEIR PRIVATE KEYS 🤷🏼‍♂️

CHOOSE YOUR NORMIE PARTNER WISELY, ANON. THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE.

MINERS COMING OFF THE HALVING RUSH AND REALIZING THE RUNETARDS WON’T LAST

THE REAL HALVING IS ALL THE COUPLES THAT SPLIT UP TONIGHT AFTER THE LADIES SEE ME STRUT INTO THE CLUB ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, SLOWLY PULL OFF MY WORK BACKPACK (WORN WITH BOTH STRAPS OVER SHOULDERS), THEN SET UP THIS CHICK MAGNET

A BIT LATE FOR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS, BUT FOR NOW I'M RESOLVING TO NOT UPGRADE BITCOIN CORE ON ANY OF MY NODES BEYOND VERSION 26.0.0 (WHICH RELEASED IN DECEMBER 2023). 1) TOO MUCH FUCKERY BEING DISCUSSED FOR INCLUSION THESE DAYS IMO. I'M HERE FOR THE SOUND MONEY. 2) THE WORLD NEEDS OLD NODES ON THE NETWORK.

OH LOOK MORE WAR THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM THE UNITED STATES, OVER THINGS IDGAF ABOUT BUT AM PAYING FOR ANYWAY.