My cat would have made a great hacker. He’s always trying to escalate his privileges, leads me over to the food bowl, then the treat cache, then the refrigerator with the butter in it 😂

“Today was the most difficult day in the history of Digital Credit” The 6 month history ? These guys are just finance bros looking for a new market to pedal obtuse products that screw people over.

I just burned a non significant number of sats on braiins “feeling lucky” solo hash rate pool. The Bitcoin network is secured by greed 😂 (for example mine). Seems like a robust strategy.

There was a guy that put 1 million on Spain to beat Cape Verde Islands today (80k payoff) I read that today and thought “free money” Spain drew, if you know anything about the sport - that is insane.

The one thing that made me pretty skeptical of crypto were the incomprehensible white papers that i couldn’t understand as someone slightly technical. Same in 2008, the derivatives traders invented highly technical formulas that nobody could reasonably understand but looked impressive.

This meme template has been living in my mind for a while so I made it.

Low IQ take on bitcoin “it’s an unproductive asset for hoarding” It’s a pioneering distributed network with most secure properties that have been honed and tuned and attacked by apex technologists.

Real engineer confused by a coinbase outage…

Nostr is like 1 scammer per 1000 notes. X is like 90% scammers or bots, maybe more, all the time.

At this point I’m thinking buying the SpaceX IPO is worth while because of all the negative comments on X. At this point I have a hypothesis that Elizabeth Warren’s objection to the IPO are just paid for interjections so Elon and the interested parties have access to better liquidity environments. Bitcoin makes you paranoid man😅

Most intelligent millennials are psyoped in to thinking life’s ultimate victory is working a 60 hour week for a FAANG or finance company.

Today I read that Cracker Barrel’s stock went up by 30% because they said they are integrating AI into the business. I know that people say this isn’t the dotcom bubble but really reminded me of when a company said it was going to build a website and add a .com and the stock would soar.