In Ukraine, people are dying. In Norway, we complain about bad road signage.

I let the bag of meatballs I bought sit in the fridge for too long. They didn't exactly go bad, but they started to taste... not great. So I threw them out.

A part of me doesn't want to join that CNA/LPN program I applied for. I have an interview on Thursday. It's a way to make a living. I'd be able to find work anywhere. The part of me that doesn't want to do it has this idée fixe that it could do something great with its life, intellectually or artistically. "Could" though. I mostly do nothing, and no one cares. I have little to show for those ambitions. The program would be the realistic option of turning a nobody into a somebody. It's a trajectory.

The temptation as a human to pull a Forrest Gump and just walk the hell away from everything and keep on walking until the ends of the earth.

Lofi Girl definitely lives in Europe somewhere, based on her window view. It looks like southern Europe - maybe Rome or Athens? Meanwhile, Synthwave Girl seems to live in northern Europe - maybe Berlin or Stockholm?

Does anyone happen to know how to tell KiCad that pads are just for mounting and don't need a pin number? #electronics

At times, I wonder if I should be an accountant. Me, with my terrible money management skills. But it's so much easier to solve other people's problems than your own. A friend of mine can't wean himself off the credit card. I told him to clip it. And he never gets around to doing the spreadsheets for budgeting. I'm so tempted to do it for him.

Drawback of titanium frames: They bend. Benefit of titanium frames: They bend.

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You don't even have to know what "terf" means to understand that the trans community uses it as a slur. It just has that *sound* to it. Like nerd, dweeb, dork or twit.

Wouldn't mind a deodorant that makes me smell like new car or leather boots.

"What is your pillow made of?" "Puffy petroleum." "And that bowl you eat from?" "Hardened petroleum." "That bag of food?" "Bendy petroleum." "What is that thing you ride around in?" "A car. It runs on petroleum." "Your heat source?" "Petroleum." "Does your entire life revolve around this substance?" "Yes."

I got a new pet.

1-hour gym workout followed by 1-hour coffee. Heading home now. Video call scheduled in an hour.

I wonder if Bonnie Tyler expected that her name would forever be brought up always, forever, when there's an eclipse.

Nature, in her infinite wisdom, makes all pain worse in the middle of the night, when you're trying to sleep.

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When the cats get drunk on sake and decide to do a little body art.

- Where's she from? - Alaska. - Nah, it's fine. I'll ask her myself.

*scwschhts inhaler* Hey baby...