Making a game where you die instantly. Gonna sell it to dark souls players and make bank
Flanker
Flanker@decayable-ink.mostr.pub
npub16g0g...fvx4
bitches love my moustache

I am being unfathomably autistic in the general direction of this person from bumble and they have not run away. I just explained the benefits of canards in aircraft design. And they're just like oh wow cool. What.
I saw some graffiti the other day that said "Palestine will live forever". First of all, the sun is going to engulf the earth in 7.59 billion years


I own frankston
im paying $1000 for this btw


good to know that my university isn't doing something silly like teaching african refugees javascript to fulfill the UN sustainable development goal of quality education. They're teaching cambodian kids animation, actually
isn't it crazy how everyone you don't like is jewish?
What is this beast on my floor?


starting a new political party, the "abysmal dogshit party". we'll make everything worse for everyone. 99% taxes for everyone but we wouldn't wanna solve the national debt so we'll pour money into importing trillions of tonnes of sand to suffocate everyone in perth (fuck perth)
tfw no [blank] gf
the trick to doing exams is to be cranking your hog at all times. you're at your worst when your stressed so by cranking your hog you will be less stressed and will get everything right
i think i've made a friend


Going to the pawn shop to buy some pawn
What crack was Mitsubishi smoking when they came up with the fob reprogramming process? Bridge pins 1 and 4 of the OBD, press the hazard lights 6 times within 10 seconds of bridging those pins and then press the lock button on the fob 3 times. Next you're gonna tell me I need an eye of newt or something
I love eating Elmer's glue
Why yes, I AM financially responsible


holy shit the new twenty one pilots album is so good