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Eels* not heels 🤦‍♂️ View quoted note →

Just bought some italian eel skin loafers , why not. Never have thought of wearing heels on my feets.

2 oz premium vodka (or a clean, dry gin if you prefer) ½ oz dry vermouth ½ oz tomato water* or high-quality tomato juice (clarified if possible) ¼ oz basil syrup** 1 bar spoon olive brine (optional, for a dirty edge) Fresh cracked black pepper (tiny pinch) View quoted note →

I just woke up and remembered having a dream of infusing clear tequila with mozzarella in a suvi to make a martini that tastes like pizza. Im assuming I used oregano in a tincture too 🤷‍♂️ My job consumes me, even in my 4 and a half hours sleep.

That's a great shirt 🤌 @Joe Nakamoto

Ramen Martini 1.5 oz Titos .5 Dolin Blanc Vermouth .25 Ramen bullion mix (6 parts water: 1 part bullion) .25 Maple /Soy (2 parts Soy Sauce: 1 part Maple) Stirred Served up 🍸 5 drops sesame oil Sliced shallot garnish.

I split the G, finally!

Yes, but have you heard of Pi coin? 💀💀💀💀

Great, now people are sending me shit like this 😅💀🙄