What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
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What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
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What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What does a spy do when he is cold?
He goes undercover.
How much teddy bears never want to eat anything?
Because they’re always stuffed.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
What's the best smelling insect?
A deodor-ant.
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Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.