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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?  Santa Pause.
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bandita55 2 years ago
How does Santa take pictures? With his Pole-aroid camera.
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bandita55 2 years ago
Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him.
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bandita55 2 years ago
Where do pencils go on vacation?  Pencil-vania
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bandita55 2 years ago
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?  The “C”!
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bandita55 2 years ago
What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi
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bandita55 2 years ago
How do you open a banana? With a mon-key.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.