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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you call a play or musical in the North Pole? Snow business.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you call a prom in the North Pole? A snow ball.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do mountains wear to stay warm? Snowcaps.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What kind of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What happened to the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months!
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bandita55 2 years ago
Where can you practice multiplication tables on New Year's Eve? Times Square.
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bandita55 2 years ago
#ZBD #HappyNewYear #ZBDinternetcitizen image
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? A pineapple!
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bandita55 2 years ago
What is Santa's dog's name? Santa Paws!
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.
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bandita55 2 years ago
Where do Santa's elves go swimming? The North pool.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?  Santa Pause.