How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
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What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
How does a snowman get to work?
By icicle.
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How do snowmen greet each other?
– “Ice to meet you!”
What do computers wear in the winter?
– Snow-boots
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrot?
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
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What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blue berry!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
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What does a house wear?
Address!
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