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bandita55 1 year ago
Why are all the birds flying to Florida? For spring beak.
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bandita55 1 year ago
What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain? A reindeer.
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bandita55 1 year ago
What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas!
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bandita55 1 year ago
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderpants
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bandita55 1 year ago
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
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bandita55 1 year ago
How much teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.
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bandita55 1 year ago
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
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bandita55 2 years ago
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry!
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bandita55 2 years ago
What has more lives than a cat? A frog, because it croaks every day.
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bandita55 2 years ago
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.