Would you believe there are STILL people shilling the vaccines online? It's true.

Everyone stop what you're doing! It's time to panic and listen to the "experts" as they unveil the solution to this sudden problem! Make sure you, uh...Stay six feet apart and wear masks! Take these shots! Everyone paaaaanic!! (Oh wait, that was almost exactly three years ago...What are the "experts" going to say this time?)

If bitcoin was truly a separate, alternate currency, it would be sky-high right now, but it's not. It's another investment tool. Nothing more.

Well, looks like everyone got tired of saying "zap" to one another and decided to move toward the coin flip, craps, and wordle bots instead.

I have no doubt that bitcoin will shoot back up at some point. I also have no doubt that it will still be effectively useless as an alternative currency, requiring conversion to USD or similar before being useful. It's an investment/gambling tool and nothing more. You act like you're separating from the beast finance system when you're really just playing into it.

I fee like a Pieville user on Nostr telling everyone why bitcoin is retarded

Pay no mind, there was no civilization before 3500 BC, it all started with the Egyptians building the pyramids, okay? There's nothing to see here. There was no ancient, advanced civilization.

Over on fedi they're talking about nephilim and the ancient flood and the leftover remnants of the past civilization On nostr they're talking about ZAP ZAP ZAP BUY THE DIP HODL BROS