Am I married to an alien 👽?

I love twitter because I'm a moron who has strong opinions

When your cousin passes you the gravy this thanksgiving...

Convince yourself that everything is alright Cause it already is

Reasons to be bullish featuring @jack mallers

How people with overfocused ADHD research differently... They don’t “decide” to research — the topic hijacks their brain They often skip sleep/meals/social life without noticing They create massive Notion databases, color-coded Google Docs, or 500-tab Chrome sessions They experience physical distress if forced to stop before it feels “done”

I've still got a few sats kicking around my wallet if anyone wants a few, just drop a pic of something pretty, funny, or clever below

Remember when everyone made fun of people who used emojis (especially in business writings)? When did we all capitulate?

I like how few people are on nostr. There's usually a logical "end" point where you can kind of put down the newspaper for the day

@hal do you exist

It's funny watching Mallers pivot away from Treasury companies in real time 😆. From we "are a" Treasury company, to"not just" a Treasury company, to "not" a Treasury company.

Yo mama so fat When she jump in the air she get stuck

If you threw your phone away and didn't get a new one your life would probably improve