If I get another "pay now" popup invoice on amethyst from nostr.wine relay I'm gunna throw my phone. It's not in my relay list, fuck you

50k sats to whoever knows how to scan stuff IRL and can make this into something we can print. View quoted note → If you have sausage fingers -10k sats, we want a rugged man hand. +10k for a sexy manicured lady hand.

These gals are getting butchered soon, not many left. View article → Everyone at Lake Satoshi was asking why my prices were so low and everyone that ate my brats and bacon were impressed! We can deliver to some places if you hit me up and have low time preference

Does anyone have one of these? Thinking of getting one to setup a dashboard in the kitchen with a calendar View quoted note →

In the shower, I realized if I can hook up my grain cart to my gravity feeder, I will have almost entirely automated bacon. All I need is an auger, a 5 hp propane engine, and a sensor. Their water is already automated to a solar setup i ghetto rigged. That would reduce my work down to just moving them, (plus the breeders which if this setup works I could easily duplicate this setup in a slightly different fashion for them). Maybe it would cost me $2k at most, but could drop my labor to 0 for years which is my main problem ATM. #permaculture

In the shower, I realized if I can hook up my grain cart to my gravity feeder, I will have almost entirely automated bacon. All I need is an auger, a 5 hp propane engine, and a sensor. Their water is already automated to a solar setup i ghetto rigged. That would reduce my work down to just moving them, (plus the breeders which if this setup works I could easily duplicate this setup in a slightly different fashion for them). Maybe it would cost me $2k at most, but could drop my labor to 0 for years which is my main problem ATM. #permaculture

My cousin was a crackhead for many years. She's been sober for over a decade now. I believe her and her husband separated because he started using again. Then he cleaned back up, but then he started using again and she was in the process of divorcing him. This weekend he OD'd and died. I don't know how to send my condolences and tell her I'm proud for valuing her sobriety so highly. #asknostr

So is there a mobile client for buzz on zapstore or am I missing something.

I love Theo Vonn's standup, but him and Bobby Lee both sound like the kid who just got bumped up to the regular class from remedial when they act.

@Jeroen ✅ What's the network requirements for codedeck? Idk if I'm blocked BC of some firewall rules or ports I have blocked

Is there an open source "plaude" that I can configure to send voice notes to my phone to deliver to my server for transcription and triage by my own agents? #asknostr