If the Kings can get just get to league average from 3, they can go to the Finals. Wish they’d hit some of the open ones yesterday. Oh well. #nba
Max J
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Testing this out
We did it fam! 

Always good to get back on it a bit. #runstr #pow 

Moving to the Bay Area. Rent is ~5k. Landlord lives in France but with a US bank account. Wants to use Zelle but every bank has a daily $3500 Zelle limit “for your protection”. Sooo close to asking if they’ll just accept Bitcoin. #banking #bankingsucks #bitcoin
Made a pilgrimage to Mount @ZEUS. May all plebs rain down lightning.


How the Kings will become the first 9 seed to win the NBA finals.
In one multiverse the Kings go on a Cinderella run and defy all odds to win the title. This is how they do it.
Play in Game 1: Steph is hounded by Keegan, Keon and Davion all game. Scores 25 points on 30 shots. Kings get an early 10 point lead and hold it most of the way
Play in game 2: Pelicans finally beat LA after Davis misses their first game with his back issues. Sabonis continues to dominate AD in this one. After being down 27 in Q3 LeBron fakes an injury, quits the Lakers and goes back to Cleveland for a swan-song tour.
Rd1 vs OKC. OKC wins game 1 but then Sabonis and Len realize they’re the biggest people on the floor and Kings feast inside. Shai doesn’t get his usual soft whistle and gets ejected for complaining in game 4. OKC then rally in game 5, but Kings win in 6.
Rd2. Clips beat Mavs by shutting down Luka and raining 3s. Monk comes back. Game 1 goes to 4OT, clips win 192-191 on a Kings missed free throw. But they are wrecked from the effort. Kings win next 3. PG hurts himself and Kawahi carries team in game 5 but Harden goes 1-18 from 3 in game 6. Kings win.
Rd3. Denver’s cruised past the Suns but have a dog fight vs Minnesota. They win in 7 but Jamal Murray sprains his ankle on a McDaniels reckless close out, out for 2-4 weeks. Kings take advantage of poor Denver guard play. Fox averages 30-5-5 + 4 steals. Kings win in 7 on a Sabonis to Monk alley oops after a Fox steal.
Finals: Boston has cruised through the East winning everything in 4 or 5 games, they go in knowing they’ve got the title in the bag. Kings blitz game 1 135-105 as Boston chuck and miss a lot of contested 3s. Boston win game 2 after a no call as Porzingis elbows Sabonis in the face 112-110. Keegan makes 15 threes in game 3. Monk and Sabonis PnR carry game 4. Boston win another close one in game 5. But find themselves ice cold at the start of game 6. Panicking, they continue to rush and chuck threes, ending up going 8-45 for the game. Kings win behind Fox. He gets FMVP.
At the parade in Sacramento he makes sure to say “Fuck that baby giraffe for ever doubting us!” National media very confused, he refuses to clarify.
#growstr #nba #playoffs #fanfiction
Juxtaposition,
Radio tower meets the clouds
On a mountaintop.
#photography #photostr
#landscape #california 

Summer Longing:
Spring blooms, summer fruit
Backyard patiently waiting
For sunshine and people
#photostr #flowerstr #nature #grownstr #photography #haiku 

Unlocking Possibilities:
An open drawbridge
A new opportunity
Catch the rushing current
#bitcoin #grownostr #bridge #photography #photostr #plebstr 

Just two dogs using telepathy to demand breakfast. #dogstr #growstr #dogs 

Sounds like @matthewdelly was orange pilling Kings players last year by giving a bitcoin as a Secret Santa. Way to go! #nba #growstr
@Cash App do you have support for email style lighting addresses? I’d like to send and receive zaps with my cash app bitcoin balance.
The beam is lit! #nba #plebchain Barnes carried the team in the first half.
#nyt continues the FUD, with subtlety this time, saying #bitcoin when the should say #crypto. Lol 
