I use to be excited about these #bitcoin conferences. I’ll just wait for the highlights instead.
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I find it funny that the same heroes who once said, “You can run any node software you want,” are now the loudest and most upset because some of us refuse to relay spam and have started running the node software that best fits our needs. Why does all of this carry the energy of, “If you don’t run what we say, you’re an idiot”?
I was planning to eventually switch back to Core once this drama blew over. But now, in the spirit of decentralization, I’m choosing to run Knots — even if it’s the wrong move. Why am I not worried? Because I own my keys, I run my own node, and I can switch to any node software I want, whenever I choose.
I’m starting to see that some of you influencers may already be captured. It’s nice that you wrote your books and host your shows, but it blows my mind when your advice stops sounding like #Bitcoin. Take JPEGs on the chain, for example. Sure, it can be done — but why? I’m not upset that they’re there. I’m not even upset that you’re turning Bitcoin into something resembling a shitcoin.
What bothers me is that when we, the plebs, try to steer things back toward the original ethos, we’re seen as the problem.
To remind myself of where we came from, I had to rewatch Magic Internet Money, Banking on Bitcoin, and The Rise and Rise of Bitcoin. I must have missed the part where tagging walls just because you can became a core value.
Hold your keys. Run the node of your choice. Aren’t you glad you self-custody your Bitcoin — and that an ETF isn’t deciding for you?
We’re probably being heavily paper-bitcoined right now, and yet many of you are more concerned about whether we should allow JPEGs. Let that vote be cast through the node you choose to run.
CERN can now turn lead into gold. When alchemy becomes reality, gold stops being scarce, supply can grow at will. The process burns vast energy that could be securing bitcoin instead. You can never mint more than twenty one million bitcoin, no lab can rewrite that cap. Put the power where value stays fixed, not where metal gets diluted.
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Honestly, I’m just happy I run a bitcoin node and hold my keys in cold storage.
Some people will hold an ETF and forget why we #bitcoin.
not your keys, not your cheese.
if bitcoin ever forks again, the side you live on shouldn’t be chosen by an exchange.
holding your keys means you choose your future.
custodians don’t protect your sovereignty — they rent it out until it’s no longer profitable.
remember: forks don’t break bitcoin.
they reveal who was never really holding it.
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I think I'm starting to understand the whole "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality. Switching one of my many nodes to knots. The other bitcoin core node is about to become the don't update unless its broken node.
#bitcoin
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Behind his eyes, something quieter whispered:
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The numbers rose.
The markets rose.
The cost of eggs rose.
His hope did not.
He scrolled past headlines:
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Consumer Sentiment High Despite Inflation
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Not the “funny” laugh.
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Typed:
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Paused again.
Deleted it.
Typed:
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Outside, the city hummed with the illusion of normalcy—debts wrapped in pixels, obedience traded for scraps. But in the shadows, others were waking up. No meetings, no manifestos. Just a quiet, viral understanding: the game was rigged, so they’d change the rules.
He wired another stack to cold storage. The AI was right—martyrdom was pointless. Survival was the rebellion.
As the sun rose, satellites overhead whispered blockchain confirmations into the static. Somewhere, a node flared to life in a basement. The network grew.
And the system never saw it coming.
What a world we live in—where humans go to die, and machines begin to live.