It's almost like the Bitcoin Grifters know when the Bitcoin Liquidity Contracts are about to renew
They all come pouring back to X and creating their spaces rooms around the same time
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The Bitcoin Church of Lukentology

Who has a cooler hat than this?




Remember all those Bitcoin Trading Cards that were made celebrating Bitcoiners and their contributions to Bitcoin
Question: Did Rodolfo Novak (NVK) have a card?
Just 53K more to go to get us back to 126K
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First of all, I only eat there when they serve breakfast
It's way less packed and that's the only time they serve Tator Tots. They're brisket breakfast sandwiches and burritos are 🔥
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Me being forced to listen to Saylor's Bitcoin is Digital Capital Bullshit 

Shelled pistachios are the better value.
Based on the cost of edible portion, the 24 oz of shelled pistachios for $15.50 is significantly cheaper per unit of actual nut meat than the 48 oz of in-shell pistachios for $18.50.
Shelled Option: You pay $0.646 per ounce of pure pistachio.
In-Shell Option: Shells typically comprise 45–50% of the total weight. A 48 oz bag yields approximately 24–26.4 oz of edible nuts. This results in a cost of $0.70–$0.77 per ounce of actual pistachio.
Even if the in-shell nuts yielded the maximum 55% edible portion (26.4 oz), the price per edible ounce ($0.70) is still higher than the shelled option ($0.646). Therefore, buying the pre-shelled pistachios saves money and time.
Friends don't base their friendships on whether you own bitcoin or not
Remember, the people you need to lead are the people that don't desire to be the center of attention
It's goes against worldly human nature
Question: Did NVK make fun of Luke Dashjr when his wallet got hacked and drained?
Bitcoin influencers are the pigs from Animal Farm.
They claim they’re leading the revolution for the people.
Then they move into the farmhouse, distance themselves from the “dirty” animals, and start walking on two legs - becoming exactly like the farmers they just overthrew.
Bitcoin has a Bitcoin Influencer Inflation Problem
I propose a BIP to halve the Bitcoin Influencers every 210,000 blocks
There's always people blaming the victim for Coinkite's Massive Fuck Up
If Coinkite didn't want people to use their RNG they wouldn't have gave them the option to generate a seed phrase on the device
Case Closed
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