House of the Rangoon In the crumbling ruins of Old Valyria... er, the deep fryer at the Golden Palace, a great dynasty rises. The Targaryens are now the Crabgarens, cream-cheese-filled wonton dragons battling for the Iron (Wok) Throne. Rhaenyra Targaryen → Rhaen-yum, the Crab Queen, riding the mighty Syrax Rangoon (extra crispy, sweet & sour sauce on the side). Daemon Targaryen → "The Crab Prince," rogue deep-fried warrior with a signature move: the Carve & Dip. Aegon II → Aegon the Usurper... of the last dumpling. The dragons → All legendary rangoons: Vhagar (the massive, slightly greasy one everyone fears), Sunfyre (golden-fried with a honey glaze), and Caraxes (the long, skinny one that always leaks filling). The Dance of the Dragons becomes The Dance of the Dip Sauces — sweet chili vs. duck sauce, with plum sauce waiting in the shadows for the perfect betrayal. "Fire and Blood... and Cream Cheese."

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I travelled back to 2005

The Bar is called Red Fish Blue Fish

They still have the social distance stickers on the floor 😂

We get the opportunity to buy bitcoin at distressed prices and we don't need to spend money for repairs

Bull markets are for retail buyers Bear markets are for wholesale buyers

No. Stop talking, Carmen. Your blue eyes will not faze me. 😂

Every Satoshi Counts

bitcoin hit 100K + and these morons are selling me bitcoin in the 50Ks like it's never gonna surpass 100K + ever again It's too easy

58K prophecy has been fulfilled

Fuck this Bullshit

The real objective bitcoin usd price is quoted in the lowest point in a bear market All the other quoted usd prices are a deception

Bitcoin is on a Meme Tour, It visited 69K, 67K and now 58K It reached it's destination, and it will chill in the area for awhile But, eventually the Tour Bus will turn around start heading back home

WTF are you doing!?! You take one bump of coke, and think you can fight a tiger!?!

It's a 58K Kind of Day

Whelp 58K was Breeched

Can you stop doing that? You're not good at smokimg 😂🤣

I'm in Bitcoin for the 58K Meme Technology

Bitcoin gives you your worst fears and your best dreams Never at the same time