NGL, it ruined my hopeful optimism
I realized not everyone was here for the same reasons
Lots of hidden agendas
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artist, ephemeral moment capturer, sojourner - bitcoin freedom fighter
Coldcard be like:
No Shitcoin Inside
But, the reality was
No Fucking Entropy Inside
Bitcoin Mentor recommended Coldcard for all my bitcoin, Thanks🙏
I'm buying the Coinkite Dice 🎲 set for the LoLz 
Imagine you took out a bitcoin collateralized loan, and the bitcoin you were going to use to top up the loan disappeared from your cold storage
FUCK FUCK FUCK
On this topic, Is Nunchuk wallet dependent on Coinkite for funding?
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I love using the Tapsigner, if Coinkite dies
I would assume that means the end of Tapsigner
A real bitcoin educator is male, austic, ugly and very awkward
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Know who's secretly loving this rn?
Rob Hamilton and his company AnchorWatch
10 years from now, you'll look back at the Coldcard hack, the same way we look at the Mt. Gox hack
Watch Ledger step in and buy Coinkite and the Coldcard Brand
So, will there be a Coinkite Black Friday Sale this Christmas?
Too soon?!? 😬
Everyone was worried about Satoshi's coin being vulnerable
Little did we know Coldcard users were the most vulnerable
People use the auto generate seed option on their Signing Devices because they didn't have very much bitcoin to secure.
It wasn't worth a whole lot at the time, over time they kept adding and it worked without any issue
So, they thought they were safe
No Fucking Mercy
All you need to do is buy another $200 - $1000 Bitcoin Cold Storage Device(s) 🤣😂 Then you'll be safe, Bro
Bitcoin gallows humor
Humorous treatment of a grave or dire situation.
Coldcard is officially going into my useless bitcoin device junk drawer
Coldcard is officially rebranding to Cucked-card
IDK about you, but I'm still stacking #bitcoin