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News just in that Credit Suisse will borrow up to ₣50 billion from the Swiss central bank. I hate to say I told you so… everything is clearly fine, there is no systemic risk to your funds. I’m definitely expecting the market to go back to normal and the banking system to flourish, get your longs in. Capitalism has never been stronger.

NASA has just announced that it has discovered a 350 kilometre sized Asteroid headed for direct impact with earth in a few weeks. I doubt this will have any real effect on the economy though, and I’m pretty much bullish for most of my investments, I’d buy here.

I definitely wouldn’t buy Bitcoin here, it’s probably worth waiting around for the $5k range area.

Tune in tonight on CNBC! I’ll be talking to our very special guest Ryan Reynolds on how to invest and how to outsmart the market, I definitely know what I’m doing.

It’s a dangerous game out there these days… Clearly the market is screaming out for a decentralised store of value which isn’t subject to manipulation. Keep your eyes out for $SHIB… you’ve been warned.

I’m seeing a lot of comparisons between the 1929 crisis and todays markets, these people are just delusional… 1929 clearly had a more complex and interconnect economic system, where supply chains were extremely sensitive to manipulation and corruption, I see no reason to panic.

Do you like money? Buckle up folks. $LLOY

Hi #[0] , I’ve heard that you’re the CEO if that’s correct? Please can you verify this account to inform people that I’m here.

Has anyone got the contact for the Nostr CEO? I need Nostr Blue.

Times like these make me realise how grateful I am for having such strong and intelligent world leaders, I’m sure this banking crisis will be resolved by further regulation and intervention to stop the intervention in the first place.

How do I get verified without supporting that stupid Bitfuck?