Could your bitcoin portfolio survive the next bear market?
I just shipped a new tool inside the FIRE BTC Compass: the Bear Market Stress Test.
It takes your actual portfolio and runs it through real historical bear markets — 2017-2018 and 2021-2022 — month by month. Then it calculates the maximum monthly withdrawal you could take and still survive all scenarios over 30 years.
The answer might surprise you (in a good way).
Try it free: calc.firebtc.io
Trey
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VP, Sales, Unchained | Advisor to Cantilever | FIRE 🤝 Bitcoin | Banker turned bitcoiner: previously Truist, MetLife, Goldman Sachs, Deloitte
Helping bitcoiners achieve financial independence and FIRE practitioners understand bitcoin at https://www.firebtc.io/
Every time bitcoin hits a new high, my phone lights up. Same question every time: "Am I too late?"
I've been buying bitcoin since 2014. I've bought at $400, at $20,000, at $60,000, and at $100,000. My DCA runs every week regardless of price — same as Michael Saylor, who has bought at nearly every price level on the chart.
The anxiety around buying usually comes from treating it like a trade instead of a savings strategy. When you're building a FIRE portfolio, you're accumulating an asset over years — same approach you'd use with stocks.
An automated DCA removes the emotional guesswork. You buy the highs, the lows, and everything in between. Over a multi-year horizon, the entry price on any single purchase barely registers.
For a larger sum, my approach is simple: deploy half immediately, spread the other half over 8 weeks. You won't love the timing, but you'll always prefer it to sitting on your hands.
Getting off zero is the hardest step. Once you take it, the rest is just consistency.


🧱 How to Buy Bitcoin
FIRE BTC Issue #10 - My approach and what I tell my friends
Every January, millions of people resolve to hit the gym and eat better. Almost none of them make a plan for their money — the one thing that actually determines whether they work until 65 or walk away at 45.
Last year I put together 21 bitcoin + FIRE resolutions. Every single one still applies in 2026 — and a few are even more urgent now. Automate your DCA. Increase your bitcoin allocation. Upgrade to multisig if your stack has grown. Set up a succession plan so your family can actually access your bitcoin if something happens to you.
A few of these might surprise you. One is about training yourself to spend money — a real challenge for FIRE people who've spent years optimizing savings. Another: hold zero dollars. If bitcoin is your primary savings vehicle, why keep a balance in something that loses purchasing power every year? Tools like Fold, Strike, and River make it practical to run your financial life entirely on bitcoin rails.
21 resolutions because 21 million is the cap. Pick the 5 that match where you are, execute them consistently, and finish 2026 in a fundamentally stronger position.


2️⃣1️⃣ Resolutions for 2025
FIRE BTC Issue #15 - Bitcoin + FIRE goals for the new year
mNAV of 2.0 means you're paying $2 for every $1 of bitcoin on a company's balance sheet.
That's the actual cost of buying bitcoin treasury stocks like Strategy or Metaplanet. You're not buying bitcoin exposure — you're buying a bet that the market keeps valuing the company at a premium to its BTC holdings.
If bitcoin jumps 50% and the mNAV compresses from 2.0 to 1.5, your stock gains 12.5%. Bitcoin itself is up 50%. You underperformed holding the "leveraged" play.
The leverage everyone gets excited about lives entirely in the premium. When mNAV expands, you ride both the BTC move and the multiple expansion. When it shrinks, you bleed value relative to spot — even in a bull market.
BTC yield can soften the blow if the company grows bitcoin per share fast enough to offset compression. But that depends on management, dilution terms, and balance sheet discipline.
These stocks aren't always a bad trade — sometimes they rip. But if you're buying without understanding the mNAV and what it means for your breakeven, you're flying blind.
Know your premium. Or just stack sats.


😵💫 mNAV Madness
FIRE BTC Issue #33 - Bitcoin treasury companies and the premium you pay
The whole financial system is built on the assumption that people die.
Retirement accounts designed for 20-to-30-year payouts. Mortality tables. Estate taxes. Social Security. Every institution assumes a hard stop at the end of your life.
Biotech researchers talk about Longevity Escape Velocity — a point where medical advances extend life faster than time passes, making it possible to outrun death indefinitely. Whether or not that ever happens, it forces a useful reframe.
Bitcoin is money that doesn't depend on a government lasting, a central bank maintaining credibility, or a corporate board staying solvent. If your timeline stretches across multiple centuries, you'll outlive most of the systems people are planning around today — and you'll need something more durable underneath.
FIRE gets more important in that world, not less. Low time preference. Hard money. Independence from systems that can change the rules on you. The principles don't change. The horizon just gets longer.
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♾️ Bitcoin and the End of Time Scarcity
FIRE BTC #39 - What if you live forever?
Every time bitcoin runs, the DMs start. Friends, family, coworkers who've been watching from the sidelines finally deciding to make a move.
The question is always the same: how do I actually do this?
Stop trying to time it. You're almost certainly going to buy right before a 30% drop — that's just how it goes. And if you wait, the price runs another 30% and you're stuck with the regret of inaction. There's no clean entry.
Here's the playbook I give everyone:
Get off zero first. Even $100. The shift from "bitcoin observer" to "bitcoin owner" changes how you engage with it. You'll watch more closely, learn more, build conviction.
Set up an automated DCA. Divert a slice of what you're already saving toward bitcoin each week or month. You'll buy the highs, the lows, and everything in between — exactly what Michael Saylor does.
If you have a lump sum, buy half immediately and DCA the rest over 8 weeks. Gets you in the game while preserving flexibility to benefit from dips.
No perfect entry point exists. But there is a formula that works.


🧱 How to Buy Bitcoin
FIRE BTC Issue #10 - My approach and what I tell my friends
Your brain runs on 20 watts and outperforms entire AI data centers drawing megawatts. The difference isn't power, it's architecture.
Constraint-driven systems (the brain, bitcoin) evolve simple mechanisms that scale gracefully. Expansion-driven systems (AI clusters, fiat money) improve through brute force, more infrastructure, more bureaucracy, and more fragility.
Bitcoin applies the same design principle nature discovered long ago: fixed rules, decentralized verification, no committees. The most capable systems aren't the ones with the most resources. They're the ones with the best constraints.
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🧠 Brains, Bitcoin, and the Power of Constraints
FIRE BTC 58 - Why nature’s most efficient systems reveal bitcoin’s deepest strength
FIRE isn't an on/off switch. It's a spectrum, and you're probably further along than you think.
The traditional framework gives you a handful of labels — Lean FIRE, Barista FIRE, Coast FIRE, Fat FIRE — but no logical order, no clear progression, no way to know where you actually stand. They emerged piecemeal, with blurry definitions and a lot of overlap.
I wanted something cleaner, so I built the FIRE Spectrum: nine levels, each anchored to a single number — how much of your annual expenses your savings portfolio can currently support.
At Level 4 (10-15x expenses), you can downshift work, take a lower-stress job, stop grinding just to keep the lights on. Level 6 means your future retirement is mathematically locked in, even if you never save another dollar. Level 7 is full FIRE — your current lifestyle funded indefinitely.
The point of the spectrum is that you stop waiting for a finish line and start noticing the meaningful improvements you're already living. Each level up is real and tangible. Less stress, more choice, better options at every stage.
Figure out your multiple. I walk through all nine levels and what each one unlocks in this week's issue.


🪜 The 9 Levels of Financial Independence
FIRE BTC #56 - A practical framework for measuring your path to FIRE
Dividend stocks feel like free money. They're not.
When a company pays a dividend, its stock price drops by the same amount on the ex-dividend date. The cash moves from the company's account to yours. Total return is unchanged — you've just received it in a less tax-efficient form, with the IRS taking a cut whether you reinvest or not.
SCHD vs. VTI from the end of 2019 through December 2024: SCHD returned 69% total. VTI returned 93%. That 24-point gap compounds over a 15-20 year accumulation phase into years of extra saving required to reach your number.
Bitcoin gets dunked on constantly for not paying a dividend. But bitcoin isn't a company — it doesn't have earnings to distribute. It's monetary. Its yield is purchasing power growth. Criticizing it for not paying dividends is like criticizing gold for not filing quarterly earnings reports.
For anyone still in the accumulation phase, the goal is maximizing total return to reach financial independence faster. Dividends don't do that. They deliver returns in a less efficient package.


🧦 Coal in Your Stocking?
FIRE BTC Issue #13: Why dividends don't matter
I set up a tiny bitcoin miner with my 9-year-old daughter on a Saturday afternoon. Posted a picture on X. Woke up to 1.4 million views.
The device is a Bitaxe. Size of a light bulb, 15 watts, couple hundred bucks. Runs a real ASIC chip, the same kind in industrial mining warehouses, just way smaller.
The odds of finding a block are about 1 in 5 million per day. Run it a year and that's 1 in 15,000. I'd need to run it 15,000 years to expect a hit.
Solo miners do win though. One hit block 912,632 and took home 3.125 BTC. Not me. Yet.
Bitcoin still lets anyone participate directly. No intermediary, no permission required. Just a miner, a power source, and curiosity. People are using mining heat for their homes, capturing flared gas for bitcoin, balancing power grids with hashrate.
My daughter got it right away. She just wanted to know what "hashes per second" means.


🎰 Hashrate Hopium
FIRE BTC #45 - Solo bitcoin mining goes viral
Say there's a 25% chance bitcoin hits $1M in 10 years and a 75% chance it goes nowhere. At ~$65K today, $1,000 buys you a 15x if it hits. Run the expected value:
(25% x $15,400) + (75% x $0) = $3,850.
You're paying $1 for nearly $4 in expected value. With deep skepticism already priced in.
Expected Value Analysis is how poker players and professional investors make decisions under uncertainty. Every choice is a bet — the goal isn't winning every hand, it's making sure the payoff when you're right dramatically outweighs the loss when you're wrong.
Apply it to bitcoin, real estate, career moves, portfolio allocation. The math clarifies everything.


🧠 Expected Value Thinking
FIRE BTC Issue #29 - Making decisions like a poker player
In January 2018, Mr. Money Mustache — one of the godfathers of the FIRE movement — published a piece called "Why Bitcoin is Stupid." Bitcoin was trading around $14,000 at the time.
I was late too. First heard about bitcoin in 2011 at $10. Bought a little in 2014. Didn't get serious until 2018. The opportunity cost of not paying attention earlier is staggering.
Bitcoin looks dumb at first. Fixed supply. No CEO. No customer service. Doesn't care who you are or what your government thinks. You can't lobby it, inflate it, or shut it down.
That's the whole point. Bitcoin is simple by design — no moving parts, no politics, no exceptions. It just runs.
The FIRE community understood index fund DCA before anyone else. Same discipline, same time horizon, same conviction that compounding wins. The only difference is the asset.
Skepticism has an expiration date. At some point it stops being prudent and starts being expensive.


Why Bitcoin is Stupid
Issue #1
Traditional FIRE says multiply your annual expenses by 25 to find your number. That's the 4% rule — save $2.5 million to spend $100k a year.
Bitcoin changes the multiplier.
If you assume a conservative 25% annual growth rate (compared to stocks at 10%), the math shifts dramatically. Instead of 25x your expenses, you need 12.5x. That $2.5 million target becomes $1.25 million.
But here's where it gets interesting. That $1.25 million figure assumes you want to quit today. If you have time on your side, the target drops fast. Every 5 years of runway you're willing to work cuts your BTC goal by roughly a third. Need 14 BTC to retire right now? Wait 5 years and you need about 5. Wait 10 and you need 1.5.
The formula: annual expenses × 12.5, divided by your assumed future BTC price. Apply the "Rule of 3" for every 5-year stretch you can wait. Sprint hard on stacking early, then let bitcoin's growth do the heavy lifting.


🎯 Goalseek
FIRE BTC Issue 59 - How to calculate your BTC stacking goal
The goal of FIRE isn't to stop working. It's to stop working for someone else.
Kane McGukin of The Mesh Point wrote a guest piece for FIRE BTC built around a simple reframe: don't retire, re-tire — put on fresh treads and do work you actually want to do.
"Retire" comes from the Old French for "to withdraw." That etymology is worth sitting with, because it reveals what most of us have unconsciously adopted as the goal: not freedom, but withdrawal from productive life. The aim of a 40-year career is to eventually cease.
Kane has spent his career working with wealthy clients. Very few just stop when they reach retirement. They either arrive with a project already lined up, or take a short break and dive back in. The golf and the travel get old quickly. Then they need something real to work on.
Humans are built for work — not wage labor, not performing for someone else's agenda, but building and creating and solving things that matter. The sovereign wealth crowd talks a lot about exit: exit the banking system, exit fiat, exit the permission layer. All correct. But exit isn't the destination — it's the door. What you walk through it toward is the actual question.
Financial independence buys freedom from obligation. The work doesn't stop. It just finally becomes yours to choose.


🚗 Time to Re-tire
FIRE BTC Issue #27 - A better alternative to traditional retirement
Income-focused investing costs you more than you think.
Every dividend, every rental check, every bond coupon comes at the expense of total return. You're getting paid to accept lower growth. The better approach: invest for total return, let compounding run, and sell down when you need it. Capital gains becomes your income.
Real estate makes this concrete. Investors who've sold entire portfolios to buy bitcoin are calculating the tradeoff: trade tenants, leaky roofs, eminent domain, transaction costs, and property taxes for an asset that's portable, divisible, and has outperformed everything. "Why wouldn't I do that?" is a harder question to answer than it sounds.
I went deep on this across three podcast appearances — with a long-time FIRE advocate, the Orange Pill Docs (two MDs teaching bitcoin to physicians), and a financial advisor who had Grok classify me as a "bitcoin evangelist." I'll take it. Links to all three episodes inside.


🌐 On the Circuit
FIRE BTC #49 - 3 of my recent FIRE + bitcoin podcast conversations
The FIRE community has spent years calling bitcoin speculation while dumping everything into VTI.
Here's what they didn't notice: VTI now holds Strategy (MSTR), GameStop (with $500M in BTC), Block, Coinbase, and Tesla. Every company adding bitcoin to their balance sheet becomes part of the index. Every index investor automatically gets exposure.
The self-reinforcing loop is already running. Companies buy bitcoin. Bitcoin appreciates. Those companies grow larger in the index. Passive flows push more capital into their stocks. They buy more bitcoin.
Even Mr. Money Mustache—who wrote that bitcoin was "stupid"—now has a growing stake in it through his own portfolio. The FIRE orthodoxy is getting bitcoin exposure whether they acknowledge it or not.
Bitcoin adoption used to require active choice. You had to seek it out, learn about it, set up an exchange, wire money. Every sat was bought with intention.
Now millions have exposure without lifting a finger. 401(k)s are adding bitcoin options. ETFs provide a programmatic bid. Treasury companies accumulate for shareholders who can't buy directly.
Passive ownership becomes a gateway to active ownership. When everyone has indirect exposure, they start caring about protecting that value. The incentives shift.


🛌 The Era of Passive Bitcoin Flows
FIRE BTC #42 - Bitcoin exposure for everyone
I just launched the FIRE BTC Compass.
It's a free tool that shows you exactly where you stand on the path to financial independence — built for people who hold bitcoin.
Most FIRE calculators assume 100% stocks and a 4% withdrawal rate. That's broken for bitcoiners.
The Compass uses a BTC-adjusted target that accounts for bitcoin's asymmetric upside. If you hold bitcoin, your FIRE number is lower than you think.
No account. No tracking. Your data never leaves your browser.
Try it: calc.firebtc.io
The FIRE movement solved half the problem.
Financial independence gives you control over your time—freedom from a boss, a schedule you didn't choose, work you resent. That part is real. But if your portfolio sits entirely in stocks and bonds, you're still asking permission to access your own wealth.
SVB was a wake-up call. Solvent companies nearly couldn't make payroll on a weekend because the system broke. That's not a hypothetical; it happened to real businesses.
Sovereignty has two layers: owning your time and owning your money. FIRE handles the first. Bitcoin handles the second. Without both, you're not truly independent—you're dependent on a financial system you only have permission to use.
Allocation doesn't need to be all-or-nothing. Put bitcoin in at the percentage of your conviction. 50% confident it outperforms stocks over 20 years? Go 50/50. Let conviction and allocation grow together as you learn more.
Layer in a focused 4-5 year stacking sprint and the math shifts significantly. The compounding machine you build in those early years carries most of the weight for the rest of your life. Front-load the intensity; the balance sheet takes over from there.


ICYMI: Leveraging Bitcoin to Find FIRE
My recent appearance on the Future Signal podcast
The "Bitcoin has no intrinsic value" critique shows up like clockwork when the price dips. Bitcoin critics proclaim it with confidence, as if stating it settles the debate.
Here's the problem: nothing has intrinsic value. The entire concept is incoherent.
Financial analysts define intrinsic value as an "objective" measure of what an asset is worth. Then in the next breath, they admit there's "no universal standard" for calculating it. Even their preferred method—discounted cash flow analysis—produces values that differ from market prices, which proves the calculation isn't inherent to the asset itself.
What people call "intrinsic value" is really just utility. And utility is entirely subjective.
A glass of water is priceless to someone dying of thirst in the desert, virtually worthless to someone at home with clean water on tap. The water's physical properties didn't change. Only the context and individual need changed. Same with a painting that fetches millions at auction—not because of the cost of canvas and paint, but because people perceive it as beautiful, historically significant, or a status symbol.
Austrian economist Carl Menger put it plainly: "Value is a judgment economizing men make about the importance of the goods at their disposal for the maintenance of their lives and well-being. Hence value does not exist outside the consciousness of men."
All value is subjective. It exists in our heads, not in the physical properties of assets.
Gold bugs criticize Bitcoin's lack of intrinsic value while ignoring that gold's market value exceeds its industrial use value many times over. Real estate investors point to housing utility while ignoring that identical buildings sell for wildly different prices based on location. Stock investors run DCF models that produce values different from market prices, then claim those models reveal something inherent.
Bitcoin provides clear utility to millions of people: an absolutely fixed supply that can't be debased by governments or banks, digital portability with self-clearing capabilities, and sovereign control of wealth without counterparty risk. The market values Bitcoin at multiple trillions today precisely because people recognize that utility.
Critics who dismiss Bitcoin for lacking intrinsic value are arguing against a concept that doesn't exist. All financial assets—stocks, gold, real estate, Bitcoin—are speculative bets on future value based on perceived utility. Bitcoin is no different, except its utility is becoming clearer to more people every day.


🙃 The Intrinsic Value Myth
FIRE BTC Issue #22 - A common critique of bitcoin, refuted
I just got back from Mexico with Montezuma's Revenge. Overindulgence has consequences.
Same thing happens in bitcoin bull markets. Price goes from $20k to $100k and suddenly you think you can outperform bitcoin itself.
That's the margaritas talking.
Three ways to give yourself financial diarrhea on your path to FIRE:
**Buying bitcoin on leverage** — Exchanges offer 10:1, 20:1, even 100:1 leverage. Feels great when price is ripping. But your timing is guaranteed to be off, and you'll get liquidated. I've touched this stove before.
**Timing the market** — Selling at tops and buying at bottoms sounds easy in a bull market. But missing the best 10 days of bitcoin price movement each year puts you in a losing position. Time in the market beats timing the market.
**Trading other assets to get more bitcoin** — Mag Seven, memecoins, XRP, MSTR options. They all sound sexy until you end up with less bitcoin than you started with.
The antidote? Stay humble. Stack sats. Stick to your plan.


🤢 Montezuma's Revenge
FIRE BTC Issue #19 - Greed comes back to bite