On this glorious bank run Sunday I have decided to cook up some wagyu burgers for the wife and small people. I give you proof of wagyu (burgers)

Fam - It’s already worse - as soon as they start using words like “hope” and “special purpose vehicle” you should already be running

ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

GM fam 🤙🏼☕️👋🫂💜 About to run out the door for church but wanted to say a quick good morning. Let’s see what bank fail by this afternoon 😂

Gm fam, no I did not just get up 😂 been lurking 👻 a bit this morning. 👋👋☕️ Have had some conversations with a few older saltier dogs than myself who have risk managed through SL crisis in the 80’s and all the big blow ups since. They all said the same thing - it’s never just one, and when the talking heads say it’s contained it definitely isn’t. Im going to venture a guess that svb fallout will end up forcing the Fed to say something to calm markets. Depending on the magnitude of the fallout it may even cause the fed to reverse course on rates and maybe even more brrrrrrrrr. Tough to say right now but we’ll see.

I mentioned a week or so ago that it felt like something was about to crack. It seems like SVB might be the first canary in the coal mine going down. In my experience - bank runs are much like cockroaches. there is always more than one and it never happens in isolation.

Gm fam 🤙🏼☕️🫂 what’s good? - if I’m slow to respond it’s bc im making kids choc chip pancakes and whipping up a pour over coffee. I can’t multitask so this is sure to go sideways pretty quick. Send reinforcements 😂

Gm fam 🤙🏼☕️💜🫂 My 6 y old scored a hat trick in his first game of the season last night ⚽️ Proud Dad

See I already know what’s gonna happen. I’ll be goin to sleep tonight thinking “ok, I got the badge thing figured out now”. And by tomorrow morning badges are gonna be gone and someone will be be like “yo I’m handing out coconuts” and then I’ll need to take 6 days to regard my way through figuring out what those are. I love this place