When my dad asks how many blocks I've mined and if I'm winning.
poe😱
poe@nostr.land
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Potentially a person.
Something of a weirdsmouth.
Impossible poster.
Gfy 🫂
They'll take your diamonds
And give you steel
Shoot strait, a crooked nail bends
When the top hits the bottom it ends
"But muh gainz"
My 19 year old work program reader card adapter finally broke. Might as well add the most amount of flare I've added to anything to the new one.
The appropriate amount if cowbell
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Bear with me I'm trying to do like three satires at once
How it feels talking to my silver/goldbug/stonk/gamblin' friend even after you helped him buy his first $200 worth of sats three years ago:
"We have heat at home"
The heat at home:
Amber, Citrine, Amethyst, Yakihonne, Keychat for any browser extension stuff I want to fiddle with on mobile.
Solid coverage for the windows and ways I want to view nostr through.
I approve this massage.
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Make the funnies for you, because if you don't they're not funny to anyone. 🫡
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I fuggen forgetted @Oshi (推し) 🤦 dey got da best pecan buttuh
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Shout out @SoapMiner, @Great Ghee, @Leathermint , @🟠 isolabellart for the exchanges in borderless peer to peer money we've exchanged in.
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"They're the same picture. Always a has bin."
- a memes somewhere.
Fuck it's cold.
Its 1°F. As good a time as any to plop out a calf.
Its even easier to spend it to merchants that accept it. Across borders. In a shady middle of the night nostr deal.
Or just a BTC Pay invoice.
You'll probably get a handwritten note and some stickers too.
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