poe😱
poe@nostr.land
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Potentially a person.
Something of a weirdsmouth.
Impossible poster.
Gfy 🫂
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"You can have my Netflix sign in"
me:
And I'm probably not going to watch that trash anyway.
And I'm probably not going to watch that trash anyway.
Every thanksgiving I show up like this to that one fukken uncle
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Can confirm
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My last license photo is from when I was 21.
I'm in my mid-latter 30s.
I've since grown a mountain beard, and a mop of hair.
I regularly get carded for my substance purchases. I've had them say I'm using a someone else's/a fake license on numerous occasions.
I blame it on the DMV making me take off my glasses.
Maybe theyre gearing up for a Crocodile Dundee reboot where they take Paul Hogan and digitally de-age him using the most advanced AI to make him look like an 86 year old playing a 35 year old who looks 84 years old 🤔
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Well fuck me I guess.
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Whenever a coworker, friend or family who knows what I'm up to asks how I feel about the most recent "crash" I show them my extreme fear face:
And then steal Louie's catchphrase:
And then steal Louie's catchphrase:
When that paycheck hits my account
I know I'm a piece of shit.
But receiving zaps as nuts, using ecash for small zaps and transferring to my lightning node for larger zaps/spending with merchants that accept bitcoin/managing utxo withdrawals to my cold storage through Boltz swaps...
Is pretty fucking lit.
Merry crimbus and happy turksgiving.
Go back to sleep.
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My proofreading skills for the quality of "content" I offer hear.
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This fukken template
Unapologetically belting a song out when I have hiccups is the only consistent cure.
Usually Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers.
Full commitment is the only way.
Anyway goodnight.
"You can just do things"
Me doing the thing
