poe
poe@nostr.land
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Potentially a person.
Impossible Poster.
Something of a weirdsmouth.
Gfy ๐ซ
Alright. Three clients. All give errors when I try to note. But the others show posts... Apologies for duplicates. @The Marie โก๏ธ๐ฆ you win.


It's a systemic reaction recoiling. Wat to due ๐ฑ



"You can have my Netflix sign in"
me:
And I'm probably not going to watch that trash anyway.
And I'm probably not going to watch that trash anyway.
Every thanksgiving I show up like this to that one fukken uncle
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My last license photo is from when I was 21.
I'm in my mid-latter 30s.
I've since grown a mountain beard, and a mop of hair.
I regularly get carded for my substance purchases. I've had them say I'm using a someone else's/a fake license on numerous occasions.
I blame it on the DMV making me take off my glasses.
Maybe theyre gearing up for a Crocodile Dundee reboot where they take Paul Hogan and digitally de-age him using the most advanced AI to make him look like an 86 year old playing a 35 year old who looks 84 years old ๐ค
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View quoted note โWell fuck me I guess.
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View quoted note โWhenever a coworker, friend or family who knows what I'm up to asks how I feel about the most recent "crash" I show them my extreme fear face:
And then steal Louie's catchphrase:

And then steal Louie's catchphrase:

When that paycheck hits my account


I know I'm a piece of shit.
But receiving zaps as nuts, using ecash for small zaps and transferring to my lightning node for larger zaps/spending with merchants that accept bitcoin/managing utxo withdrawals to my cold storage through Boltz swaps...
Is pretty fucking lit.

