@utxo the webmaster 🧑💻 is your news.utxo.one relay down? Notes from there haven't been displaying for me since the 22nd.
poe
poe@nostr.land
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Potentially a person.
Impossible Poster.
Something of a weirdsmouth.
Gfy 🫂
I don't think the "normie" inflooencer types are ready for how little value they're worth without ad reads from bluechew and that underwear for your ballsack.
Ring that bell harder for superchats and "subscriptions". Expectations to "make a living". The grind is real. The actual value without corrupting on-self...
It's been glorious to witness.
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Relay feeds are still early. Few.
I'm a shower not a grower.
Either way after a shower your gonna need a... Uh...
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It's a hung jury folks 🤷
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"There's nothing that comes close to as good as nostr is. And I just can't believe that people don't see it." - @utxo the webmaster 🧑💻 on @CITADEL DISPATCH
I tried. And I'm tired.
Treadless even.
Baby donk
Mods.
Moods.
Mondays.
Fdgeting with my relays, disregard at the very least this.
So many fervently fighting over a normative narrative they can coagulate behind.
Hits of 2026 with such hits as
"I am Elmer and you are Fudd (Whatever you stink I shit)" - Trads of Hormuz
"Who pulled this Rabbi out of my hat?" - Where's Donwaldo
"Royale with Cheese." - Peep Hagsith playing 4d chess.
"I was faster than the last guy" - Fall Gays
And many more.
You too could run a raquette.
And all it took was a "higher education" folks.
Now watch this serve.
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When you go to your "primary care physician"
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RFK trying to pull off some Pom Poko level shapeshifting tramsfibrulation but he forgot the magic lies not in the Raccoons' penis, but in their balls.
How much tin foil to protec?
When my node goes offline while I'm at work but I know it was probably the cat.
It was.
It was.