Dad: Son, why not load the seed words into another wallet and spend all the Bitcoins twice? Son: Hi Dad, That's not how it works. Bitcoins cannot be double spent. Bill Gates once said: “Bitcoin is a technological tour de force.” Think about it... Bitcoins are purely digital and at the same time something that cannot be copied. Dad: That is indeed very impressive, son. #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, I just got my Coldcard hardware wallet today. The bag is really special. Pretty sure it has more security feature than a banknote. Son: Hi Dad, Not sure about that one. ;-) But yes, the device seems well protected. However, I recommend you download the latest firmware from Coinkite, check it and install it on your Coldcard manually. And also inspect the device visually, and verify the bag number. Dad: Son, why all the effort, it is "just a calculator". Son: Haha. Anyway, I will send you a tutorial later. #Bitcoin

Son: Dad, there's a major shift happening in how people see Bitcoin. Dad: Son, what do you mean? Son: Choosing a career as a Lawyer or Doctor is great, but those in the Bitcoin industry will gain tremendous respect in a few years. Everyone will be eager to work in that field. #Bitcoin

Son: Dad, the best weapon you have is always away from view. Dad: Son, yes, it is between your ears, hidden in your cranial cavity. Son: Well, I was thinking of bitcoin, but okay. #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, everybody has heard about Bitcoin. Many want it, especially when the price goes up. Few people are actually holding Bitcoin. Why? Son: Hi Dad, The difference between the two is action. First you have to learn, then buy or earn. You have to make an effort. Dad: No pain, no gain. Son: Nah, more like "Work hard, have fun and make a difference." The life is bright in Bitcoinland. :-) #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, what do you recommend to your friends? Son: Hi Dad, "Pay attention to Bitcoin and educate yourself." or "Invest in yourself, invest in Bitcoin." Dad: Son, why exactly this recommendation? Son: Because Bitcoin is the hardest money, the greatest monetary and technological revolution since the Internet itself. It's not a fad. Dad: I also believe that Bitcoin will not go away. Son: Bitcoin is here to stay — that's for sure – and it will transform money, the Internet and so much of the world around us. It's just starting... #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, queston arr you a bitcorn millionaire?? Son: Hi Dad, Hell no, I wish.. BUT NO!! You're drunk Dad? Dad: Nooo. Just havin a few drinks with olf friends Doing some moooon math and fooling around.. Son: Take care of yourself and respect OPSEC rules! Don't be a loudmouth and protect our privacy! Enjoy the fact that you understood it early on. Dad: You ar right, son. I am sooorry. :-( #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, what makes Bitcoin so powerful? Son: Anyone, anywhere, can start using bitcoin right now. No permission is required. Let that sink in, Dad. #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, drinking less alcohol is a great way to save money. Drink less, invest more. Son: Hi Dad, I wish you mentioned this 20 years ago. For max stacking performance, skip the sip. #Bitcoin

Son: Dad, buy bitcoin before you need it. Dad: Son, in my opinion, it is always better to "want" something than to "need" something. Son: And when you "want bitcoin", you realize that Bitcoin is on every level of Maslow's pyramid. #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, I am looking for a Bitcoin documentary. Do you have any recommendations? Son: Hi Dad, Sure. I would watch these in the given order: 1. Banking On Bitcoin 2. Bitcoin — Shape The Future 3. The Rise And Rise Of Bitcoin 4. Bitcoin: The End of Money as We Know It 5. Bitcoin: Beyond the Bubble Dad: Got my popcorn ready for documentary night! Thanks for your recommendations, son. #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, what is "Cold Storage" exactly? Son: Hi Dad, "Cold storage" is a general term for different ways of securing bitcoins offline. Your signing keys are disconnected from the internet. Dad: So "BlueWallet" must be a hot wallet? Son: Yes. It's connected to the internet. This is perfectly fine for daily transactions and smaller amounts. For storing funds long term, use a dedicated hardware wallet like the "Coldcard" or the "Passport". However, multisig – a "signing combination" of various wallet – would be the best solution. #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, how much have you lost trying to trade? Be honest. Son: Hi Dad, I leverage traded once, and again. I got liquidated and many sats changed hands. For me, trading is gambling. Never again. After many blocks, I still can feel the pain. Dad: Everybody wants more sats, as it seems. Son: That's true, Dad. Lessons learned. #Bitcoin

Son: Dad, these are the top 5 things I learned about money while in school. 1. _________________________________ 2. _________________________________ 3. _________________________________ 4. _________________________________ 5. _________________________________ Dad: Son, it is a shame... I am certain that the "health" list will not look any better. #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, what is a "PSBT"? Son: Hi Dad, "PSBT" stands for "Partially Signed Bitcoin Transactions". It's a data format that allows wallets and other tools to exchange information about a Bitcoin transaction and the signatures necessary to complete it. Dad: Ok, that is basically what makes air-gapped Bitcoin possible? Son: Using a PSBT makes it possible to do this in a standardized way. The first version of PSBT (version 0) is described in BIP174 and PSBTv2 is described in BIP370. Nowadays, I wouldn't recommend a wallet not supporting PSBTs. #Bitcoin

Son: Thanks __________________ for Bitcoin. Dad: Son, who is going to fill the blanks? #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, what is the best application for lightning? Son: Hi Dad, Bitcoin payments and killing shitcoins. #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, Bitcoin is too expensive Bitcoin is old technology Bitcoin is too complicated Bitcoin is risky and speculative Bitcoin will be replaced by another coin Son: Hi Dad, No, no, no, no and no. It would go beyond the bounds of this message to elaborate on this. Talk to you later... #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, when will the last bitcoin be mined? Son: Hi Dad, The last fraction of a bitcoin is estimated to be mined in 2140, when the block reward will drop below 0.00000001 bitcoin, which is 1 Satoshi. Dad: This is in 120 years. What will happen by then? Son: We are going to make sats the standard!By that, I mean Satoshi Dollars parity. ;-) Dad: 1 bitcoin would be worth 100 million US Dollars!! Son: Yeah, and in the Lightning Network we can even split a Satoshi into millisatoshi if smaller denominations are needed. #Bitcoin

Dad: Son, I want one of those 21M Bitcoin so bad!!! Son: Hi Dad, I can understand this desire! One thing you should know: There will never be 21M BTC. Dad: Why not 21M Bitcoin? Was I lied to? Son: No, no one was lied to. Here is why: The block 501726 was generated without reward (-12.5 BTC), and block 526591 with half a reward (-6.25 BTC) Also, the 50 BTC in the Genesis Block can't be spent, even if Satoshi comes back. On top of that, ~4 million BTC have been lost. Well, those coins existed, but were lost. Maybe one or the other Satoshi will find its way back into circulation. However, keep stacking sats. #Bitcoin