many brain cells on display in this video

congrats to @meso for making this list somehow on some shitty instance

I cum every time I get fediblocked

one of these days i do need to yell at verizon. i should not be getting packet loss at 250mbps of upload. i pay for 940/880.

there is a monumental amount of pain and suffering coming next year from multiple parallel consolidation projects going on at work how will i survive this gauntlet, you may ask? by simply realizing that i get paid the same paycheck regardless of effort or outcome you don't get extra pay for worrying, freaking out, panicking, or doing a fuck ton of overtime to ensure a project is a success. it doesn't happen. rarely you may get a bonus but that's a roll of the dice and at your employer's discretion. don't rip yourself apart for a job. :blobcatcool:

been replying to @Maija (Under 7666's Bed Arc) too much so amazon's data mining is now aware and trying to sell me relevant products

it is too damn HOT

the one time I go back on reddit to giggle at idiots and I get an ad for suits with some dude basharmaxxing

next time you see "premium" on a product, see if they have a non-premium version if they don't it's just a stupid fucking word

1 pound of powdered cheddar cheese. It glows an unhealthy orange unable to be represented in a camera. What a world we live in.

LOBOTOMITE. IT IS TIME TO PERISH.

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