The sage:
If there was just one thing you yourself could do that would definitely help save humanity from doom and destruction. Would you do it?
Humans:
Of course, of course I would! What is it? Tell me.., please I’ll do anything! I’m a good person. I’m ready to help save our wretched species!
The sage:
Give up social media.
Humans:
Oh no. No I couldn’t possibly. Anything but that!!
