GM

GM There’s only one thing that I’m aware that I’m allergic to…scallops. Which is weird because I can eat other shellfish. I saw this and cannot unsee it. Ya’ll I don’t think we’re supposed to eat these biblically accurate angels. For me, it’s punishable by death. Or at minimum an EpiPen. I once had a “friend” who purposely hid scallops in a soup knowing full well I was very allergic to them. Psychopath. The last time I saw her she was walking on the street and missing a lot of hair and looked to be on deaths door, I almost felt bad for her. Almost.

GM On sabbatical in the middle of redwoods with no connectivity 99% of the time. ☮️

Gwyneth Paltrow recently showed her bathtub with a fireplace and now I can’t get the idea out of my head. Here is a rendering of my version of this. I’d have to cut into my office but it seems like a better place to work. Gwyneth’s tub in the comments for reference. Would you bathe here?

I’m always surprised when the trails are empty. It’s peaceful and I’m grateful, it feels like luxury. Strange to drive by crowded Starbucks and freeway traffic on the way. The juxtaposition feels like a bizarre glitch and like I somehow found the cheat code.