GM
I’m thinking about a passage I read in Ecclesiastes 1:4
"A generation goes, and a generation comes, but the earth remains forever."
If the earth remains forever where would heaven be?
I’m staying at a hotel with a spa because I need massages and facials and to be delivered dinners for a few days. I’m sounding vain now but a group of guys drinking (by the way drunk people are sloppy and ugly sorry I don’t make the rules) ask me to come party with them. This can’t work. I think we need to implement charm schools again. Is that a thing anywhere? I sound like a fucking boomer GN frfr.
And I got noticed I’m being sued again. It’s not related to my work this time and this is also an opportunist that has no case. Why are these lawyers taking illegal cases? I’m getting this motherfucker disbarred, this will never hold in court. Attack from every angle.
Yesterday I was just trying to pull out of a parking space and some asshole in a Tesla (it’s always the Teslas) was being very impatient for me to back out so he could park…and he keep creeping up and gave a little honk. I barely had enough space to back out but I know my car immaculately and quickly backed out within inches of his stupid car and he starts honking and pulled his phone out to take pictures. 😆
I didn’t hit his stupid car. I’m hotheaded and fed up so I pull out and let him pull in and impulsively jump out of my car and rush his door with my hands up yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?” (don’t worry this was a wasp, I wasn’t going to get shot, I was having my Michael Douglas Falling Down moment.
Now I was sweaty in my running clothes and I just picked up dinner. He started stuttering, staring at my tits and has the nerve to ask me my name. No hope.
GM
My sleep was shit, the world is burning, and I guess I’m destined to grow old sitting on my porch looking at the ocean warning everyone to get off my lawn.
How to avoid being cynical…