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New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These'
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New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These'
U.S. — According to a new national poll, the 2024 presidential race is locked in a dead heat between Democratic incumbent "Uncommitted" a...
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New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These' https://t.co/dR6hSPjVnZ
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The Babylon Bee 2 years ago
Bomb Squad Called Into New York Times Offices After Discovery Of Suspicious Chick-Fil-A Bag
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Bomb Squad Called Into New York Times Offices After Discovery Of Suspicious Chick-Fil-A Bag
NEW YORK, NY — Chaos erupted at one of the most prestigious journalistic institutions today, as the bomb squad was called into the offices of The...
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Bomb Squad Called Into New York Times Offices After Discovery Of Suspicious Chick-Fil-A Bag https://t.co/35mfnwWHFa
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The Babylon Bee 2 years ago
Report: Some People Are Still Atheists Even Though Breakfast Burritos Exist
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Report: Some People Are Still Atheists Even Though Breakfast Burritos Exist
U.S. — A shocking report has revealed that there are still people clinging to atheism in spite of the well-documented existence of breakfast burr...
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Report: Some People Are Still Atheists Even Though Breakfast Burritos Exist https://t.co/LhodQ3OJN3
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Trudeau Suffers PTSD Flashback After Driver Politely Honks To Tell Him Light Is Green
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Trudeau Suffers PTSD Flashback After Driver Politely Honks To Tell Him Light Is Green
OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau, suffering from severe post-traumatic stress disorder, reportedly had a crippling flashback to the horrors of the ...
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Trudeau Suffers PTSD Flashback After Driver Politely Honks To Tell Him Light Is Green https://t.co/994FnZsztZ
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Man Glad He's American So He Doesn't Have To Pretend To Care About Royal Family
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Man Glad He's American So He Doesn't Have To Pretend To Care About Royal Family
HUMBLEVILLE, TX—Local man Craig Trudeau gave thanks to the good Lord above today that he's an American so he doesn't have to pretend ...
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Man Glad He's American So He Doesn't Have To Pretend To Care About Royal Family https://t.co/4uQ2tKa4nw
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To Catch Up On Today's News, Man Just Reads 2-Year-Old Posts On Conspiracy Blog
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To Catch Up On Today's News, Man Just Reads 2-Year-Old Posts On Conspiracy Blog
BISMARCK, ND — According to sources, local man and news connoisseur Dave Rorsh has begun keeping track of the daily news by just looking up 2-yea...
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To Catch Up On Today's News, Man Just Reads 2-Year-Old Posts On Conspiracy Blog https://t.co/GQYuyFIR3S
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Mom Looks Up From Quick TikTok Scrolling Session To Find Kids All Left Home And It's 2072
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Mom Looks Up From Quick TikTok Scrolling Session To Find Kids All Left Home And It's 2072
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — A local mom was shocked to look up from her phone after a few minutes of harmless scrolling on TikTok to discover all her kids...
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Mom Looks Up From Quick TikTok Scrolling Session To Find Kids All Left Home And It's 2072 https://t.co/nFY8DJhjrf
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The Babylon Bee 2 years ago
Progressives Open Suicide Hotline That Tells People To Go Ahead And Kill Themselves So Long As It's For Palestine
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Progressives Open Suicide Hotline That Tells People To Go Ahead And Kill Themselves So Long As It's For Palestine
U.S. — A progressive non-profit has formed a new suicide hotline that will encourage any suicidal callers to go ahead and go through with the act...
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Progressives Open Suicide Hotline That Tells People To Go Ahead And Kill Themselves So Long As It's For Palestine https://t.co/onoakhtK2J
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Man Who Works From Home To Be Close To Family Also Kinda Wishes Family Would Leave Him Alone While He's Working
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Man Who Works From Home To Be Close To Family Also Kinda Wishes Family Would Leave Him Alone While He's Working
TULSA, OK — Local man John Monson told close friends he really loves working from home and spending more time with his family but also that he so...
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Man Who Works From Home To Be Close To Family Also Kinda Wishes Family Would Leave Him Alone While He's Working https://t.co/IV1LZeHWP4
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Ronna McDaniel Hired As DNC Chair Due To Extensive Experience Defeating Republicans
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Ronna McDaniel Hired As DNC Chair Due To Extensive Experience Defeating Republicans
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The former chairwoman of the Republican National Committee will not remain unemployed for long following her resignation, as R...
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Ronna McDaniel Hired As DNC Chair Due To Extensive Experience Defeating Republicans https://t.co/vsRIb8rFNo
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The Babylon Bee 2 years ago
Disney Unveils More Authentic California Adventure Park Featuring Homeless Campsite
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Disney Unveils More Authentic California Adventure Park Featuring Homeless Campsite
ANAHEIM, CA — The Walt Disney Company unveiled plans for a more authentic California Adventure theme park this week which features an authentic h...
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Disney Unveils More Authentic California Adventure Park Featuring Homeless Campsite https://t.co/CToI91PsqJ
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