The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Superman Criticized As Unrealistic For Portraying A Journalist As Heroic

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Superman Criticized As Unrealistic For Portraying A Journalist As Heroic

U.S.—Comic book character Superman has increasingly come under fire lately, many seeing the character as extremely outdated -- especially the...

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Superman Criticized As Unrealistic For Portraying A Journalist As Heroic https://t.co/btmJWnBpmU

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Family Makes Tough Decision To Put Aging Grandpa In US Senate

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Family Makes Tough Decision To Put Aging Grandpa In US Senate

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Ballot Drop Boxes Installed Along Border Wall

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Ballot Drop Boxes Installed Along Border Wall

BROWNSVILLE, TX — Texas residents woke up Thursday morning to find general election ballot boxes had been placed along the southern border wall t...

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Ballot Drop Boxes Installed Along Border Wall https://t.co/Nsu5vGRiSf

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Mayor Who Advertised City As Sanctuary For Criminals Perplexed Over Large Number Of Criminals

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Mayor Who Advertised City As Sanctuary For Criminals Perplexed Over Large Number Of Criminals

ATHENS, GA — According to sources, the Athens Mayor who advertised the city as a sanctuary for criminals is perplexed over the large number of cr...

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Mayor Who Advertised City As Sanctuary For Criminals Perplexed Over Large Number Of Criminals https://t.co/hlwEwCfY3g

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Kid Who Got Distracted For A Few Seconds One Time Prescribed Adderall

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Kid Who Got Distracted For A Few Seconds One Time Prescribed Adderall

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Sources report local second-grader Max Holbrook drifted off for a few seconds in school last week during class and was immediat...

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Kid Who Got Distracted For A Few Seconds One Time Prescribed Adderall https://t.co/hQzlGI16sd

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

We Asked 11 Famous Politicians What Their Favorite Bible Verse Was, And Here's What They Said

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We Asked 11 Famous Politicians What Their Favorite Bible Verse Was, And Here's What They Said

As believers, it's always comforting to know that your elected officials have a deep knowledge and affection for the Bible. Learning the favor...

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We Asked 11 Famous Politicians What Their Favorite Bible Verse Was, And Here's What They Said https://t.co/r9YAU8pCLj

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

James O'Keefe Infiltrates Woke Daycares By Disguising Self As Baby

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James O'Keefe Infiltrates Woke Daycares By Disguising Self As Baby

NEW YORK, NY — Whether he's putting on a beanie and pretending to be a gym rat or putting on a false nose and glasses and pretending to be g...

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James O'Keefe Infiltrates Woke Daycares By Disguising Self As Baby https://t.co/ciucFqLmHb

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

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Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters

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Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters

BROWNSVILLE, TX — Amid record-breaking illegal immigration at the southern border, President Biden arrived in Brownsville Texas to address his vo...

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Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters https://t.co/xSPNUrGw5j

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Shuttered Adult Bookstores Cite Fierce Competition From School Libraries

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Shuttered Adult Bookstores Cite Fierce Competition From School Libraries

SACRAMENTO, CA — Honest, hard-working small business owners across the country have shuttered their adult bookstores, citing the inability to com...

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Shuttered Adult Bookstores Cite Fierce Competition From School Libraries https://t.co/rO1neVHT5r

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

9 Fulfilling Jobs Created By Communism

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9 Fulfilling Jobs Created By Communism

We've all felt it — the economy is in rough shape. In times like these, it may be helpful to consider alternate forms of government and how ...

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9 Fulfilling Jobs Created By Communism https://t.co/Z7HvkYBzaY

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Are Your Kids Going To Grow Up To Be Democrats? Know The Warning Signs

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Are Your Kids Going To Grow Up To Be Democrats? Know The Warning Signs

If there’s one thing Christians worry about with their kids, it’s that their children will one day grow up and vote for Democrats....

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Are Your Kids Going To Grow Up To Be Democrats? Know The Warning Signs https://t.co/JIDCoa5HNk

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Aides Forced To Cut Mitch McConnell Out Of Six-Pack Of Plastic Rings Again

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Aides Forced To Cut Mitch McConnell Out Of Six-Pack Of Plastic Rings Again

WASHINGTON, D.C.—While taking a short recess after confirming his 1,274th judge of the morning, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell found ...

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Aides Forced To Cut Mitch McConnell Out Of Six-Pack Of Plastic Rings Again https://t.co/gSEzP2W1LM

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Can You Find All 17 Instances Of Racism On This Page From A Dr. Seuss Book?

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Can You Find All 17 Instances Of Racism On This Page From A Dr. Seuss Book?

Racism is everywhere. 

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Can You Find All 17 Instances Of Racism On This Page From A Dr. Seuss Book? https://t.co/SreqWujYn6

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

McConnell Acknowledges He Is No Longer Fit To Be Senator, Will Keep Being Senator

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McConnell Acknowledges He Is No Longer Fit To Be Senator, Will Keep Being Senator

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an emotional speech, Senator Mitch McConnell admitted he is no longer physically capable of serving in the United States Se...

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The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

10 Great Things You Can Do With Babies Instead Of Aborting Them

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10 Great Things You Can Do With Babies Instead Of Aborting Them

Many people seem to not know this, but there are some really wonderful things about babies, and all you have to do is keep them alive to find out f...

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10 Great Things You Can Do With Babies Instead Of Aborting Them https://t.co/iCN3jLq7zh

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

BREAKING: Ukraine To Lose Top Republican Senate Seat

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BREAKING: Ukraine To Lose Top Republican Senate Seat

KYIV — President Zelenskyy was devastated today to learn that come November, Senator Mitch McConnell's retirement will deprive Ukraine of ow...

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BREAKING: Ukraine To Lose Top Republican Senate Seat https://t.co/EVVDp9Iamt

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

9 Surprising Findings From Joe Biden's Physical

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9 Surprising Findings From Joe Biden's Physical

President Joe Biden underwent his annual physical exam, and despite evidence to the contrary, he is apparently still alive. That's not the onl...

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9 Surprising Findings From Joe Biden's Physical https://t.co/RiLUAH1zvG

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Presidential Physical Off To Rocky Start After Biden Eats Knee Kick Hammer Thingy

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Presidential Physical Off To Rocky Start After Biden Eats Knee Kick Hammer Thingy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden traveled to Walter Reed for his annual physical, which reportedly got off to a rough start as Biden swallowed ...

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Presidential Physical Off To Rocky Start After Biden Eats Knee Kick Hammer Thingy https://t.co/B1s7mixf8f

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These'

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New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These'

U.S. — According to a new national poll, the 2024 presidential race is locked in a dead heat between Democratic incumbent "Uncommitted" a...

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New Poll Finds Presidential Race In Dead Heat Between 'Uncommitted' And 'None Of These' https://t.co/dR6hSPjVnZ