The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights https://t.co/Cv5J26wDVA

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4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights https://t.co/Cv5J26wDVA

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Democrat Governors Promise They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Make Elections Appear Legitimate https://t.co/O0a20Yg3Ru

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Democrat Governors Promise They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Make Elections Appear Legitimate https://t.co/O0a20Yg3Ru

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

'World War 3 Is Really Stressing Me Out,' Woman Tells Girlfriends Over Brunch https://t.co/jsJUOtN1Hr

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'World War 3 Is Really Stressing Me Out,' Woman Tells Girlfriends Over Brunch https://t.co/jsJUOtN1Hr

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Sheila Jackson Lee Asks Why Elon Musk Wants To Colonize Mars Since It’s Just A Giant Ball Of Spaghetti Sauce https://t.co/L6t4YdYibu

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Sheila Jackson Lee Asks Why Elon Musk Wants To Colonize Mars Since It’s Just A Giant Ball Of Spaghetti Sauce https://t.co/L6t4YdYibu

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Is Your Pastor A Charlatan Fleecing The Congregation To Make Obscene Wealth? Look For These Subtle Warning Signs https://t.co/5pzFBzdbCr

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Is Your Pastor A Charlatan Fleecing The Congregation To Make Obscene Wealth? Look For These Subtle Warning Signs https://t.co/5pzFBzdbCr

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was https://t.co/QPZk1Ml1Z2

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O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was https://t.co/QPZk1Ml1Z2

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Report: Go To Church You Heathen https://t.co/BfNDwzlkyb

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Report: Go To Church You Heathen https://t.co/BfNDwzlkyb

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Biden Furious To Be Called Home From Beach Just Because World War 3 Starting https://t.co/Gi3YdGpSw2

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Biden Furious To Be Called Home From Beach Just Because World War 3 Starting https://t.co/Gi3YdGpSw2

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Biden Begins Searching Through Trunk Of Corvette Hoping To Find Nuclear Codes https://t.co/IMDEdsYDZs

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Biden Begins Searching Through Trunk Of Corvette Hoping To Find Nuclear Codes https://t.co/IMDEdsYDZs

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Biden Announces Student Loan Forgiveness To Help People Afford All His Taxes And Inflation https://t.co/Knuifjjvsp

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Biden Announces Student Loan Forgiveness To Help People Afford All His Taxes And Inflation https://t.co/Knuifjjvsp

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

World In Shock As Murderous Terrorist State Ignores Warning From Impotent Old Man https://t.co/qRTEhkHL8b

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World In Shock As Murderous Terrorist State Ignores Warning From Impotent Old Man https://t.co/qRTEhkHL8b

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Unborn Babies Begin Considering Third Party Candidates https://t.co/Dfg06olRaC

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Unborn Babies Begin Considering Third Party Candidates https://t.co/Dfg06olRaC

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

8 Forms Of Travel Safer Than Getting In A Boeing https://t.co/Sf3XrLFYS8

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8 Forms Of Travel Safer Than Getting In A Boeing https://t.co/Sf3XrLFYS8

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

10 Crimes You Can Be Executed For In Texas https://t.co/8ylscxnjVS

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10 Crimes You Can Be Executed For In Texas https://t.co/8ylscxnjVS

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Planet Fitness Offers $20 Premium Membership Where You Get Access To Bathroom Without Any Perverts In It https://t.co/CX3CKTIh2J

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Planet Fitness Offers $20 Premium Membership Where You Get Access To Bathroom Without Any Perverts In It https://t.co/CX3CKTIh2J

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Biden Announces Plan To Win Over Young Voters By Getting Rid Of Blockbuster Movie Rental Late Fees https://t.co/R1BuobavY0

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Biden Announces Plan To Win Over Young Voters By Getting Rid Of Blockbuster Movie Rental Late Fees https://t.co/R1BuobavY0

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

NASA Sends Rover To Search For Intelligent Life On ‘The View’ https://t.co/2v0aZAVJjO

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NASA Sends Rover To Search For Intelligent Life On ‘The View’ https://t.co/2v0aZAVJjO

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Congress Passes Bill Allowing Surveillance On Every American Except For Those Who Bring Cocaine Into White House https://t.co/IypDag7qfP

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Congress Passes Bill Allowing Surveillance On Every American Except For Those Who Bring Cocaine Into White House https://t.co/IypDag7qfP

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Vatican Reluctantly Sides With God On Gender Theory https://t.co/7AsKHTUDs9

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Vatican Reluctantly Sides With God On Gender Theory https://t.co/7AsKHTUDs9

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Caitlin Clark To Retire From Spotlight And Enter WNBA https://t.co/2gdferskmM

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Caitlin Clark To Retire From Spotlight And Enter WNBA https://t.co/2gdferskmM