If you want the TL;DR after everything else that's happened today, just read the last line 😂

He cops a plea 😂

They called him out 😂

I can't begin to imagine the joy of being a trader sitting inside this system right now. Nor can I imagine what prison would look like for them in 5 years time when they are prosecuted once Trump leaves office 😂

TIL: Netflix designs most scripts for second viewing experiences, ensuring significant plot points are repeated 3 or 4 times in case it was missed by viewers scrolling through TikTok simultaneously.

GM Peter Schiff will be turning in his grave 😂

So I've noticed that with a 20% reduction in oil supply globally, the price at the petrol pumps is reflecting this with prices increasing around 20%. Yet domestic heating oil has nearly doubled in price. I asked 2 AI's, ChatGPT and Perplexity why this is, they gave partial answers. Apparently petrol is based on crude oil price, but kerosene, a derivative of this is more specialised and primarily used for heating oil and aviation fuel. I'm sure this is partially true, but I suspect aviation and domestic fuel suppliers are both enjoying the high life right now.

TSA workers earn around $18M per day:

I just got 2 years of Perplexity Pro through my Revolut metal account. Yaaay, Go Banks 🎉 It's over, I'm switching back to fiat. Goodbye Chumps 😂

For the Tibetan foodies of our community 💜

#lunchstr at the OxBit meet-up

At the OxBit meet-up with @Coach Carbon

TIL the UK owns another random Island in the middle of the Indian Ocean 😂