Why is it when I have all the time in the world, I can sit down on the toilet for 3 seconds and shit will rocket out my ass. All done.
Yet when I am in a rush and have no time whatsoever to fuck around. I am pushing with enough gusto to carry a boulder up a mountain. Taking me 25+ minutes to not even fully finish taking a single shit without having sequels to this shitty movie?
Ostrich McScooby
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