The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Trump Charged With Questioning Election Results While Not Being A Democrat

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Trump Charged With Questioning Election Results While Not Being A Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Trump appeared in court yesterday after Special Council Jack Smith charged him with the high crime of questioning his election...

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

White House Says Bidenomics So Successful The Average American Has Twice As Many Jobs As They Had Two Years Ago

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White House Says Bidenomics So Successful The Average American Has Twice As Many Jobs As They Had Two Years Ago

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press briefing this morning, the White House praised the overwhelming success of "Bidenomics," as the average Ame...

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Pretend Scientist Announces Belief In Pretend Genders

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Pretend Scientist Announces Belief In Pretend Genders

NEW YORK, NY — The pretend gender community is celebrating a huge step toward pushing their false ideology closer to the mainstream after pretend...

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Biden Calls Emergency Meeting In Situation Room For Some Small Talk About The Weather

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Biden Calls Emergency Meeting In Situation Room For Some Small Talk About The Weather

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions rose in the White House today after President Joe Biden called an urgent meeting with top administration members. Acc...

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Biden Releases Steamy Shirtless Beach Photos To Distract From Corruption Scandal

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Biden Releases Steamy Shirtless Beach Photos To Distract From Corruption Scandal

REHOBOTH, DE — President Joe Biden posed for photos yesterday on his Delaware beach trip in an effort to distract the public from mounting scanda...

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

San Francisco Demands Elon Musk Remove Bright Sign As It's Disturbing People Trying To Poop On Street

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San Francisco Demands Elon Musk Remove Bright Sign As It's Disturbing People Trying To Poop On Street

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an ongoing dispute regarding the new illuminated "X" sign installed atop the former Twitter headquarters, city off...

The Babylon Bee 2 years ago

Are You At A Nursing Home Or The U.S. Senate Chamber? 9 Clues To Look For

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Are You At A Nursing Home Or The U.S. Senate Chamber? 9 Clues To Look For

There you are, sitting across from an elderly, demented man drooling on his oatmeal, when suddenly you begin to wonder: Am I in a nursing home, or ...

The Babylon Bee 3 years ago

Senate To Now Be Controlled By Whichever Party Has Fewer Senators In Hospital

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Senate To Now Be Controlled By Whichever Party Has Fewer Senators In Hospital

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With aged senators increasingly absent from sessions to treat their illnesses and injuries, Congress has passed new rules givi...