Strong Indian man came into the gym and my motto changed to "I need to lift this weight or he will make me eat Indian food"
I lifted the weight.
Old Man Tyler
tyler@nicecrew-digital.mostr.pub
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It's Tyler
How to go to heaven (it's free): https://nicecrew.tv/w/fkm9q8QmL2vR28XMqbACie
I author and maintain the bible.nicecrew.digital Bible search tool.
Wife: @madison
If it's not scripture, assume it's a shitpost, and I'm here to have fun.
>Tyler, sometimes I ask myself who is more fucked up: You, or matty. Then I read this and realize, "Yeah, it's you."
- @JeffGrimesArt
>tylernol is our word but you can say tylenol
- @suquili
>I think you and @matty are making me retarded
> I was running around at work today saying "I am the cum man" and "jorkin time"
- @arm_barbarian@poa.st
Hate all these mirrors in this stupid room I can see my bald spot (my entire head) from any point in the room.
Dick just fell off wtf.
CAN busses are really really cool.
Projectile vomiting out my ass
A sticky table is worse than the Holocaust
Instances die, God laughs.
Wiping my ass, for what? just to poop again? Life is a prison.
Dumbass
Forbidden dreamer in the mornings