Say what you want about us, at least we don’t custody your 🌽 with Ripple.
FOLD BITCOIN (pArOdY)
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Turns out, there is a second best #bitcoin rewards card.
(Parody account!)
We’re excited for the next #bitcoin halving because it means we can start rewarding our customers half as many sats.
Fun Fold fact: Not a single person has ever bought one of these with our app.
Remember the Metaverse?
Yeah, that was our idea.
We don’t have a Lightning address because we haven’t figured out how it works yet.
Who's pumped to earn 5 sats a day?
HAVE FUN GETTING RICH!
Check out this early prototype of our Daily Spin Wheel. You guys have no idea how hard it was to cut a circle out of poster board! 
We're finally on Nostr! 🙌