Why is my wife wearing all her jewelry?

Did your cash fall by 17% over the past week? No it didn't. This is why you SAVE in cash and lump sum into Bitcoin below 50% drops. The melting icecube is your sats, not your cash in the bank. Cash in the bank doesn't get inflated away if it is saved for real bitcoin dumps. I'm buying whole coins, you bought sats on every blip.

Did everyone trade their bitcoin for a vagina? This isn't even a crash. It isn't even over 50% down! I haven't even started buying yet. This is why you are so poor 😂