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The Dude™
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The Dude Abides 🕶️ - Creator of cool T-shirts, mugs & more - Visit my shop! 🛍️ I can be snarky. I have a foul mouth. Vote blue. no DMs. NO MAGA. ☭. 🫎 - high
Allies or full on Queer LGBTQIA+ ppl might like what I have on offer at my website for Pride designs.
So I'm thinking of doing an only fans.
What do you think my porn name should be: Rodd Clutcher, or Dick Xinia?
Or maybe you dudes can come up with a better porn name for me?
I am artiste.
I call this masterpiece, Glurple™
I am having to make a difficult decision. Do I take this to Christie's or Sothebys art auction houses? 
I'm getting ready for Christmas. This is my normal Christmas costume. It is from the move: A Christmas Story.
I present to you: The Pink Nightmare™. 
Never forget. 
Pucking Fackers™ 
I am having a cocktail. It's a triple shot.
- Covid
- Flu
- Shingles
Wish me luck. I am sure my arm is gonna fall off later.
Fuck RFK Jr. And #MAGA 
Moon last night. 
When Trump nationalizes Micky D's and renames it just Donald's™.
This is the new mascot. Meet Donald the Clown™.
New Jingle: 🎼Just eat the fucking Hamburders whether you want to or not.🎶
I made this 1940s govt propaganda poster style meme as a humorous, albeit ironic & sort of sardonic take on MAGA & their ability to be on the wrong side of history & be unabashedly sycophantic about it. #fuckmaga 
RFK Jr. Health nutjob happily gorging himself on Hamburders and Diet Cokes because that's what the Orange Mob Boss decreed they were eating for lunch. This will be policy.
My wife Maude followed me to Bluesky. Check her out and give her a follow. She doesn't post on social media much, but she is a great person, and a good liberal.
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I love Chicago. Such a beautiful urban landscape to explore. 
Magically, nobody cares about immigrants eating pets... 
Its almost like poetry that writes itself. Look at this dipshit. 
What are you waiting for? 
Hey #MAGA
It's pretty easy to understand. Either you're Antifa or your a fucking Nazi. It's black and white. There is no in between.
Can I get an ACAB? 
These are not tweets, and the word "posts" is so generic, but I refuse to call these Skeets.
According to Urban dictionary:
Skeet: To ferociously masturbate.
I have gutter mind and I'm not afraid to use dirty words, but really? It's stupid. I know the early adopters came up with it, but still... 