The Dude™
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Nobody gives a shit what this dipshit had to say. He's a fucking chode.
JD Vance blasts Denmark in visit to Greenland with wife Usha as Trump administration eyes territory
A recent poll​ shows 85% of Greenlanders do not want to be part of the United States.
Imagine being disappeared to El Salvador to a mega prison that is not even fit for a beast let alone a human then after awhile the capitalists start building their slave labor factories around the mega prisons to tap the new labor market The Orange Fuckface created. 1984 is now.
Did you know that right now there are millions of kids in India working as slaves to pay for their family's debts?
Its true.
That is what they want for your kids here in America. View quoted note →
Hey! Did you know that debtors prisons were abolished in the 1800s in America?
Fortune
Florida has a plan to fill jobs after immigration crackdowns: Hire minors | Fortune
A new state bill would make it easier for companies to hire young workers and allow them to work longer hours.
Its disgusting to refer to himself as the fertilization president. Its also really weird that MAGA is so interested in ppl having babies so they can produce more ppl for the labor force. Manditory monitoring your body for ovulation will be next. Forced sex for procreation? Probably. 
Hey MAGA, Didja think this would happen? Union's are the backbone of workers whether you're a union member or not you have been affected positively by their actions. How bout them egg prices, huh?
https://www.npr.org/2025/03/28/nx-s1-5343474/trump-collective-bargaining-unions-federal-employees
I don't give a fuck.
I'm a cunning linguist and the dumb Nazi fucks don't understand me. 
I wonder what flavor of "Keytones" he is hucking as his new snake oil. Raspberry ketone scam took in my wife & I. I blame Oprah for giving this man & Dr. PHIL any credence as actual Dr's. https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/03/25/g-s1-55766/dr-mehmet-oz-medicare-medicaid-cms-trump
Locked in. Maude and I are gonna go ser Clutch in August! I cannot fucking wait! I got great fucking seats too! 
Good morning and happy Thursday. Get up. Stand up. Stand up for your rights. LFG 
There is something to be said about Wake N Bake, but sunset smoking is cool too, my Dudes. Evening Elevation? 
Good luck with your roads & firefighters. Taxes will be horrendous there, but hey, at least you're free of an oppressive majority that doesn't want to be ruled by a racist Nazi minority.
##FuckMAGA
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‘State of New Illinois’ organization pushes to separate from Cook County
People are leaving Chicago to make their own state; at least that’s the idea behind a nonprofit organization called New Illinois.
This is good. It makes the case for the people to own the means of production (Marxism) rather than getting UBI, which, cuz of capitalism wouldn't do anything, as the capitalists would just make things more expensive & out of reach.
ZNetwork
The Limits of Basic Income
Universal basic income (UBI) has captured the attention of many progressives over the past several years. Simply put, it’s the idea that every ci...
John Thune states "I'll swallow All of Trumps cock in one gulp". He was also purportedly said "we'll maybe form a committee or something, depending on how much blowback we can take". In regard to Pete Hegseth's use of a non approved app for texting called signal. 
Hey errbody. Ineas just reminiscing about a sticker I created a few years ago for a Donnie Darko movie reference.
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Mfer. Its cold outside and rainy. We munched some leaves and grass and seeded out lawn yesterday before rhe rain today so that is awesome! Anywhoo. I am being domestic and voluntold to do things by @maude-lebowski.bsky.social
I need to go buy some business shirts because I am a professional and have to be on camera with CEOs of some of our rural healthcare systems that are in danger because of The Orange Fuckface™ & Muskrat™ cuts to Medicare. We are probably.going to have to.close them and lose 30% of our business. 