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The Dude™
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The Dude Abides 🕶️ - Creator of cool T-shirts, mugs & more - Visit my shop! 🛍️ I can be snarky. I have a foul mouth. Vote blue. no DMs. NO MAGA. ☭. 🫎 - high
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The Dude™ 9 months ago
They want us to eat bugs now, man. Not cuz it's sustainable, but cuz it’s the next rung down the capitalist hell-ladder. First they stole your pension, then your healthcare, now it’s your dignity. Eat the rich, not the roaches. #LateStageCapitalism #BugConspiracy #TheBugLebowski #AntiCapitalistHumor image
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The Dude™ 9 months ago
“I understand there’s no victimless crimes That being said, I feel rather victimized And I will seek substantial compensation Whether legally, legal-ish, or otherwise” image
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The Dude™ 9 months ago
"Cooled down my temper, tried to remember, what it was I wasn’t to lose. And I probably could. Were it not for the beer and the broads, and the broads and the booze..." image
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The Dude™ 9 months ago
Can we get ICE to go after Melanie and Brian Trudeau now, so we can get rid of chain migrants and their anchor babies? Asking for a nation fed up with these goddamn immigrants. image
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The Dude™ 9 months ago
I know that Canada has their version of MAGA, & they are known in hockey terms via Letterkenny as "Degens". They are leaning towards fascism too, Pierre Poilievre is a fascist & currently having issues with his campaign thankfully, because The Orange Fuckface has fucked up the appeal of fascism. image
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The Dude™ 9 months ago
Condoleezza Rice is nice, but I prefer A-Roni & that man on the TV who speaks to the dead, you know that man's a phony Everybody move to Canada and smoke lots of pot, everybody move to Canada right now. Here's how we do it Bum rush the border guard before he & his dog ever knew it Streets on fire. image
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The Dude™ 9 months ago
Listen. I was told there would be cake at this martial law party y'all are having but it hasn't happened. I'm getting hangry & my blood sugar is low so you better watch your fucking step. #MAGA #MartialLaw #SuperKaren image
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The Dude™ 9 months ago
I was told there would be marshal law today, and I have been waiting all day. Now they're telling me their going to close the store so I have to leave. I want to speak to the manager, please. Right now. Thank you. image
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The Dude™ 9 months ago
Pete Hegseth is a whiskey-fueled group chat liability & cybersecurity risk. SignalGate’s star clown is out there leaking intel like it’s happy hour at Mar-a-Lago. You wanted “defense”? You got Fox News cosplay & a flask full of freedom juice. #WhiskeyLeaks #SignalGate #PeteHegseth #FoxNewsLeaks image
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The Dude™ 9 months ago
Little Golden Books never prepared us for this kind of Journey… Meet Cassette Carl, just a lonely mixtape trying to find his way in a digital world. Don’t Stop Believin’—especially in yourself, even if you're obsolete. #Booksky #RetroArt #ParodyArt #CassetteCulture #JourneyOfSelfDiscovery image
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The Dude™ 9 months ago
Happy Monday. #fuckMAGA #FUCKElon #elon #MAGA #trump