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The Dude™
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The Dude Abides 🕶️ - Creator of cool T-shirts, mugs & more - Visit my shop! 🛍️ I can be snarky. I have a foul mouth. Vote blue. no DMs. NO MAGA. ☭. 🫎 - high
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The Dude™ 6 months ago
2 MFing weeks. There is an obsession with the 2 week time frame for everything to resolve itself, or kick the can down the road so his base forgets about it. They never follow up on his bullshit 2 weeks. Beautiful new healthcare was coming in 2 weeks 6 years ago.
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The Dude™ 6 months ago
The Orange Fuckface is invoking his famous "2 weeks" timeline where anything under that timeline dies. Healthcare? 2 weeks. He has repeatedly used “two weeks” as a flexible and recurring deadline—often for major decisions. Vague timelines = rhetorical strategy to obfuscate his stupidity. image
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The Dude™ 6 months ago
Heard you got detention three times this week Playing with the bad kids down by the creek When I was your age, oh I did the same. I'll save you some trouble, boy, & try to explain image
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The Dude™ 6 months ago
So, you say you want to go to heaven? Well, I got the plans Kinda walks like Sasquatch But it breeds like kubla khan In original dialect, it's really quite cryptical There are may copies around But this my man is the original, yeah!
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The Dude™ 6 months ago
Spotify. Continue to tell.me I have no connection to the internet. I see there are reports of it down.
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The Dude™ 7 months ago
Its time for a deep dive into the allegations of election fraud on this company. If true, Impeach and prosecute The Orange Fuckface and everyone in his orbit as they are all complicit. Label MAGA a terrorist org as we all know they are. Tax the shit out of billionaires & corporations. https://provandv.com/
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The Dude™ 7 months ago
There has been a ketchup incident in the oval office. image
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The Dude™ 7 months ago
I bought a chest pack for my family's upcoming trip to Seattle. I had to make it better and cover up their stupid corporate logo. image
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The Dude™ 7 months ago
The calm before the storm. Hurricane Maggie™ the 7 month old Baby Basset hound is in a very short lull as the eye of the storm passes overhead. #bassethound #dogs #puppy image