Gm: Tried to pay for my Starbucks coffee with a gold bar this morning.
Shaved off some clippings, looked like a medieval monk with Parkinson’s.
The cashier called security.
Meanwhile, my Bitcoin paid instantly from Tokyo to Texas.
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"Will do everything we can to help make America the Capital of Crypto."