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Man Daydreams About Glory Days Of Playing Video Games At The Demo Kiosk While Mom Shopped
Man Daydreams About Glory Days Of Playing Video Games At The Demo Kiosk While Mom Shopped
POMONA, CA — In spite of the life he's built — a loving family and successful career — local man Desmond Carter still daydreams about th...
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Man Daydreams About Glory Days Of Playing Video Games At The Demo Kiosk While Mom Shopped https://t.co/iaR2Ajk1aH
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In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People
In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Doing their part to engage in the day's traditional hijinx, the United States Congress played a hilarious April Fools jok...
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In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People https://t.co/cRh9S9eeL8
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In Desperate Bid To Save Cultural Christianity, Dawkins Dons WWJD Bracelet, Christian Novelty Shirt
In Desperate Bid To Save Cultural Christianity, Dawkins Dons WWJD Bracelet, Christian Novelty Shirt
OXFORD — Atheists worldwide were surprised to hear that one of their movement's prominent leaders had undergone a potential worldview shift ...
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In Desperate Bid To Save Cultural Christianity, Dawkins Dons WWJD Bracelet, Christian Novelty Shirt https://t.co/CUSyd6B8O3
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4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings
4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings
PALM BEACH, FL — Mar-a-Lago is now worth upwards of $500 million after former President Donald Trump announced he had hung up three paintings by ...
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4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings https://t.co/bYpVGiZl4o
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AOC Is A Strong, Intelligent Woman, Snopes Is An Excellent Fact-Checker, And Joel Osteen Is A Biblically Faithful Preacher
AOC Is A Strong, Intelligent Woman, Snopes Is An Excellent Fact-Checker, And Joel Osteen Is A Biblically Faithful Preacher
We usually publish satire, but today is April 1, and we wanted to write straight news for once. Just because we are jokesters does not mean we don&...
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AOC Is A Strong, Intelligent Woman, Snopes Is An Excellent Fact-Checker, And Joel Osteen Is A Biblically Faithful Preacher https://t.co/7ZMErwpIMm
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Cancel Culture: Despite Humanity's Problematic Past, Jesus Still Offering To Cancel Sins Of The World
Cancel Culture: Despite Humanity's Problematic Past, Jesus Still Offering To Cancel Sins Of The World
WORLD—Cancel culture is real: according to a recent report, God has dug up humanity's atrocious past and offered to cancel the sins of th...
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Cancel Culture: Despite Humanity's Problematic Past, Jesus Still Offering To Cancel Sins Of The World https://t.co/mrjCM7hhJT
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'This Movie Is Rated PG, It Should Be Fine For The Kids,' Says Mom Clicking Play On 'Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom'
'This Movie Is Rated PG, It Should Be Fine For The Kids,' Says Mom Clicking Play On 'Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom'
BOISE, ID — A life-changing moment occurred for a group of children today, as a local mother decided a classic film from the 1980s should be fine...
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'This Movie Is Rated PG, It Should Be Fine For The Kids,' Says Mom Clicking Play On 'Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom' https://t.co/TaFhNuVkrd
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Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of Disgusting Candies
Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of Disgusting Candies
U.S.—The Animal Conservation Society confirmed Monday that the annual migration of the marshmallow Peeps candies began after Easter, with hun...
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Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of Disgusting Candies https://t.co/IElDFnG0G0
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New All-Female 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks
New All-Female 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks
LOS ANGELES, CA — A reboot of the popular Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise will feature an all-female cast backing into rocks for two hour...
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New All-Female 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks https://t.co/vbSLr39CJR
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Matt Walsh Jumps Out Of Bushes At Easter Egg Hunt To Inform The Kids Bunnies Laying Eggs Is Biologically Impossible
Matt Walsh Jumps Out Of Bushes At Easter Egg Hunt To Inform The Kids Bunnies Laying Eggs Is Biologically Impossible
NASHVILLE, TN — A local community Easter egg hunt ground to a halt yesterday as conservative commentator Matt Walsh kept jumping out from nearby ...
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Matt Walsh Jumps Out Of Bushes At Easter Egg Hunt To Inform The Kids Bunnies Laying Eggs Is Biologically Impossible https://t.co/xnW0oKZgDF
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Source Confirms Obama Has Been Running Biden White House From Inside Bunny Costume The Entire Time
Source Confirms Obama Has Been Running Biden White House From Inside Bunny Costume The Entire Time
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A new report from an inside source at the White House has confirmed that Barack Obama has been running the Biden Administrat...
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Source Confirms Obama Has Been Running Biden White House From Inside Bunny Costume The Entire Time https://t.co/V1e9alWALU
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