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Midlife Crisis: Wife Begs Husband To Just Buy A Convertible Instead Of A Greek Trireme
Midlife Crisis: Wife Begs Husband To Just Buy A Convertible Instead Of A Greek Trireme
DEARBORN, MI — According to neighbors, local wife and mother Helena Kenti has reportedly begged her husband Peter, who is currently going through...
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Midlife Crisis: Wife Begs Husband To Just Buy A Convertible Instead Of A Greek Trireme https://t.co/FEvf2JmJVa
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After California Passes New Fast Food Minimum Wage, Jack-In-The-Box Announces 2 Tacos For $20
After California Passes New Fast Food Minimum Wage, Jack-In-The-Box Announces 2 Tacos For $20
SAN DIEGO, CA — Following the passing of legislation to raise the minimum wage for fast food workers in California, San Diego-based restaurant ch...
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After California Passes New Fast Food Minimum Wage, Jack-In-The-Box Announces 2 Tacos For $20 https://t.co/9jYnLEbhT6
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California Proposes Another Minimum Wage Increase So People Can Afford Products Made More Expensive By Previous Minimum Wage Increase
California Proposes Another Minimum Wage Increase So People Can Afford Products Made More Expensive By Previous Minimum Wage Increase
SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom has called on the California state legislature to pass yet another minimum wage increase so that citizens ...
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California Proposes Another Minimum Wage Increase So People Can Afford Products Made More Expensive By Previous Minimum Wage Increase https://t.co/...
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Democrats Warn Parents To Quickly Transition Their Kids Before They Grow Out Of It
Democrats Warn Parents To Quickly Transition Their Kids Before They Grow Out Of It
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the heels of a new study regarding young people with gender dysphoria, Democrats issued a warning to parents to transition ...
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Democrats Warn Parents To Quickly Transition Their Kids Before They Grow Out Of It https://t.co/oWV0NClQNu
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Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge
Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge
U.S.—After state governments across the country directed their citizens to shut down their businesses and just kinda hope things worked out, ...
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Everyone Jumps Off Bridge After New Government Order Telling Everyone To Jump Off Bridge https://t.co/Vw1CPNbIxd
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'AI Is Totally Safe And Development Should Continue Rapidly,' Says Totally Genuine, 100% Human Scientist
'AI Is Totally Safe And Development Should Continue Rapidly,' Says Totally Genuine, 100% Human Scientist
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — A genuine, certified, 100% flesh-and-blood human scientist who earned a real science degree from a top research university ha...
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'AI Is Totally Safe And Development Should Continue Rapidly,' Says Totally Genuine, 100% Human Scientist https://t.co/DnndWOWegd
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Mexican Robots Surge Across Southern Border To Take New Fast Food Jobs In California
Mexican Robots Surge Across Southern Border To Take New Fast Food Jobs In California
TIJUANA — Shortly after confirmation that California would be instituting a new $20 minimum wage, reports began to flood in of Mexican robots sur...
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Mexican Robots Surge Across Southern Border To Take New Fast Food Jobs In California https://t.co/5etWQDn3kI
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After Asking For Preferred Gender Pronouns, Doctor Asks Patient, 'OK, Now What's Your Actual Gender?'
After Asking For Preferred Gender Pronouns, Doctor Asks Patient, 'OK, Now What's Your Actual Gender?'
BEND, OR — After discussing preferred pronouns during a routine medical exam, a doctor then asked for his patient's actual gender because th...
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After Asking For Preferred Gender Pronouns, Doctor Asks Patient, 'OK, Now What's Your Actual Gender?' https://t.co/OZ0hZZAfgX
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'I Was Drawn And Quartered For This?!' Thinks Despondent Ghost Of William Wallace In Skies Over Edinburgh
'I Was Drawn And Quartered For This?!' Thinks Despondent Ghost Of William Wallace In Skies Over Edinburgh
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND — The despondent ghost of one of the main leaders of the First War of Scottish Independence, William Wallace, was seen in the...
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'I Was Drawn And Quartered For This?!' Thinks Despondent Ghost Of William Wallace In Skies Over Edinburgh https://t.co/MrkcuGEroB
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China Offers To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Taiwan To Assist With Earthquake Cleanup
China Offers To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Taiwan To Assist With Earthquake Cleanup
BEIJING — In what the media hailed as an inspiring show of international diplomacy and compassion, China offered to send 100,000 soldiers to Taiw...
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China Offers To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Taiwan To Assist With Earthquake Cleanup https://t.co/FQ34eMU5da
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'I Didn't Do That,' Insists Biden After Aides Ask Him Who Colored On The Wall Of The Lincoln Bedroom
'I Didn't Do That,' Insists Biden After Aides Ask Him Who Colored On The Wall Of The Lincoln Bedroom
WASHINGTON, D.C.-When asked by the press who drew in crayon all over the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House this week, President Biden answered wit...
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'I Didn't Do That,' Insists Biden After Aides Ask Him Who Colored On The Wall Of The Lincoln Bedroom https://t.co/YFJ3krDxBa
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