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Pope: 'I Apologize For Using An Offensive Slur To Refer To Flaming Homo Nancyboys'
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Pope: 'I Apologize For Using An Offensive Slur To Refer To Flaming Homo Nancyboys'
VATICAN CITY — Following the uproar regarding terminology he allegedly used in reference to homosexuals becoming Catholic priests, Pope Francis i...
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Pope: 'I Apologize For Using An Offensive Slur To Refer To Flaming Homo Nancyboys' https://t.co/ou8gRV2CZ9
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‘Welp, 250 Years Wasn't A Bad Run,' Says George Washington Looking On From Heaven
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‘Welp, 250 Years Wasn't A Bad Run,' Says George Washington Looking On From Heaven
HEAVEN — Watching as the last vestige of the nation he helped found crumbled, George Washington sighed and remarked that America still had gone o...
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‘Welp, 250 Years Wasn't A Bad Run,' Says George Washington Looking On From Heaven https://t.co/Bd9QdxE8VM
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Man Commits Barbeque Faux Pas By Eating Corn On The Cob Without Saying 'Mmmm, This Is Good Corn'
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Man Commits Barbeque Faux Pas By Eating Corn On The Cob Without Saying 'Mmmm, This Is Good Corn'
KANSAS CITY, MO — Memorial Day festivities experienced an awkward pause today, as a man committed a barbecue faux pas by eating corn on the cob w...
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Man Commits Barbeque Faux Pas By Eating Corn On The Cob Without Saying 'Mmmm, This Is Good Corn' https://t.co/uQN4swSeRX
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Major League Cricket Introduces Pitch Clock In Attempt To Reduce Average Game Time To Seven Days
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Major League Cricket Introduces Pitch Clock In Attempt To Reduce Average Game Time To Seven Days
LONDON — Major League Cricket has announced that all future league games will use a pitch clock in order to reduce the average time of a match to...
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Major League Cricket Introduces Pitch Clock In Attempt To Reduce Average Game Time To Seven Days https://t.co/5anIAC3yDL
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Airline Pilot Convicted Of Hate Crime For Leaving Contrail Marks On Rainbow
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Airline Pilot Convicted Of Hate Crime For Leaving Contrail Marks On Rainbow
ST. PETERSBURG, FL - In another incident of shocking homophobia leading up to pride month, a hate-filled straight white airline pilot has been conv...
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Airline Pilot Convicted Of Hate Crime For Leaving Contrail Marks On Rainbow https://t.co/N6RAx95mLY
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Trump Sentenced To Four Years Of Confinement In Small Oval Room In Washington D.C.
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Trump Sentenced To Four Years Of Confinement In Small Oval Room In Washington D.C.
NEW YORK, NY — Following his felony conviction on 34 counts, former President Trump has officially been sentenced to four years of confinement in...
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Trump Sentenced To Four Years Of Confinement In Small Oval Room In Washington D.C. https://t.co/yeCGmkibjj
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The Babylon Bee 2 years ago
Father's Day is right around the corner! Get your dad a picture-perfect illustration of himself - a scientifically accurate diagram of his many incredible traits. Pairs well with a fist bump and a touching comment like "Dad, you're pretty dope." ▶️ https://t.co/CZrJBBegRQ
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Father's Day is right around the corner! Get your dad a picture-perfect illustration of himself - a scientifically accurate diagram of his many in...
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New York Prosecutor Says Nobody In America Is Above The Law He Made Up To Convict Them
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New York Prosecutor Says Nobody In America Is Above The Law He Made Up To Convict Them
NEW YORK, NY — Following the guilty verdict handed down against former President Donald Trump, New York Prosecutor Alvin Bragg used the case to i...
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New York Prosecutor Says Nobody In America Is Above The Law He Made Up To Convict Them https://t.co/NONhPq52m6
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The Babylon Bee 2 years ago
Iranian Leader Thanks College Students For Their Support And Says If Any Of Them Are Interested He Has A Few Wife Slots Open In His Harem
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Iranian Leader Thanks College Students For Their Support And Says If Any Of Them Are Interested He Has A Few Wife Slots Open In His Harem
TEHRAN, IRAN — In a touching, romantic statement on X (formerly Twitter), the Supreme Leader of Iran Ali Khamenei let American college students k...
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Iranian Leader Thanks College Students For Their Support And Says If Any Of Them Are Interested He Has A Few Wife Slots Open In His Harem https://t...
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To Grow Customer Base, Cracker Barrel Rebrands As 'Hispanic, Black, And Cracker Barrel'
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To Grow Customer Base, Cracker Barrel Rebrands As 'Hispanic, Black, And Cracker Barrel'
LEBANON, TN — In an attempt to right the ship amid financial struggles and grow its customer base, restaurant chain Cracker Barrel announced it w...
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To Grow Customer Base, Cracker Barrel Rebrands As 'Hispanic, Black, And Cracker Barrel' https://t.co/mpli87IOoK
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