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Edmonton Oilers Change Name To 'Edmonton 20% Renewable Energy By 2035ers'
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Edmonton Oilers Change Name To 'Edmonton 20% Renewable Energy By 2035ers'
EDMONTON — Following the spate of American sports teams changing their names, the Canadian hockey team formerly known as the "Edmonton Oilers...
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Edmonton Oilers Change Name To 'Edmonton 20% Renewable Energy By 2035ers' https://t.co/DKjBxCSM7n
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Kids Arrested For Driving Scooters Over Pride Flag Wishing They Had Burned American Flag Instead
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Kids Arrested For Driving Scooters Over Pride Flag Wishing They Had Burned American Flag Instead
SPOKANE, WA — The three teenagers who were arrested for riding scooters on a Pride flag painted on the road were kicking themselves for not simpl...
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Kids Arrested For Driving Scooters Over Pride Flag Wishing They Had Burned American Flag Instead https://t.co/A9YcHmkXuY
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‘Welp, 250 Years Wasn't A Bad Run,' Says George Washington Looking On From Heaven
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‘Welp, 250 Years Wasn't A Bad Run,' Says George Washington Looking On From Heaven
HEAVEN — Watching as the last vestige of the nation he helped found crumbled, George Washington sighed and remarked that America still had gone o...
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‘Welp, 250 Years Wasn't A Bad Run,' Says George Washington Looking On From Heaven https://t.co/Bd9QdxE8VM
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After Seeing How Much Money Trump Raised, Biden Calls Up DA Bragg To Ask If He Can Get Charged With A Felony Or Two
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After Seeing How Much Money Trump Raised, Biden Calls Up DA Bragg To Ask If He Can Get Charged With A Felony Or Two
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With his re-election campaign falling behind his opponent in fundraising, and after seeing how much money Donald Trump raised ...
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After Seeing How Much Money Trump Raised, Biden Calls Up DA Bragg To Ask If He Can Get Charged With A Felony Or Two https://t.co/prAeph9um6
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Secret Service Assures Public None Of The Protesters Outside White House Were Wearing MAGA Hats
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Secret Service Assures Public None Of The Protesters Outside White House Were Wearing MAGA Hats
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Secret Service announced that after a thorough investigation, none of the protesters outside of the White House this past ...
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Secret Service Assures Public None Of The Protesters Outside White House Were Wearing MAGA Hats https://t.co/1HHYDwl6ym
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Star Wars Fans Upset ‘The Acolyte’ Full Of Woke Stuff Instead Of Siblings Kissing
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Star Wars Fans Upset ‘The Acolyte’ Full Of Woke Stuff Instead Of Siblings Kissing
U.S. — Star Wars fans have made no secret about their disdain for new series The Acolyte, and are hoping the franchise will stop injecting wokene...
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Star Wars Fans Upset ‘The Acolyte’ Full Of Woke Stuff Instead Of Siblings Kissing https://t.co/vG84TGGKPa
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Liam Neeson Criticized For Killing 31 Innocent Human Traffickers Just To Get Back One Hostage
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Liam Neeson Criticized For Killing 31 Innocent Human Traffickers Just To Get Back One Hostage
WORLD — Authorities across the globe have forcefully condemned Liam Neeson for killing dozens of kindly human traffickers just to save one lousy ...
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Liam Neeson Criticized For Killing 31 Innocent Human Traffickers Just To Get Back One Hostage https://t.co/CxaWBJ6T42
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Study Finds People With Thousands Of Unread Emails Are Most Likely To Become Serial Killers
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Study Finds People With Thousands Of Unread Emails Are Most Likely To Become Serial Killers
U.S.—A new study has found a connection between having thousands of unread emails and your likelihood of becoming a serial killer.
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Study Finds People With Thousands Of Unread Emails Are Most Likely To Become Serial Killers https://t.co/ErsIQ8FhM6
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'Spit It Out Right This Instant!' Shout Secret Service Chasing Biden With Battery In His Mouth
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'Spit It Out Right This Instant!' Shout Secret Service Chasing Biden With Battery In His Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A brief commotion arose on the White House lawn today, as a Secret Service agent could be heard shouting "Spit it out! Spi...
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'Spit It Out Right This Instant!' Shout Secret Service Chasing Biden With Battery In His Mouth https://t.co/mghJpTmvE1
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As Prosecution Rests, Hunter Biden Asks If This Is A Good Time To Go Out Back Behind The Dumpsters For A Minute For No Particular Reason
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As Prosecution Rests, Hunter Biden Asks If This Is A Good Time To Go Out Back Behind The Dumpsters For A Minute For No Particular Reason
WILMINGTON, DE — As the prosecution in the Hunter Biden trial rests its case, several reports from within the courtroom indicate that the defenda...
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As Prosecution Rests, Hunter Biden Asks If This Is A Good Time To Go Out Back Behind The Dumpsters For A Minute For No Particular Reason https://t....
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