The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

'We Should Get Together Sometime,' Man Tells Friend Before Ignoring Him For The Next Twenty Years https://t.co/klMJeGIcnN

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'We Should Get Together Sometime,' Man Tells Friend Before Ignoring Him For The Next Twenty Years https://t.co/klMJeGIcnN

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Kamala Agrees To Two-Hour X Spaces Conversation With Elmo https://t.co/YCBx5AVkx7

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Kamala Agrees To Two-Hour X Spaces Conversation With Elmo https://t.co/YCBx5AVkx7

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Theologians Confirm: Sin Wack, Not Dope https://t.co/H9EjFzBAZ1

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Theologians Confirm: Sin Wack, Not Dope https://t.co/H9EjFzBAZ1

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Kamala Proposes $6K Aborted Baby Tax Credit https://t.co/IZvBOR1Y1N

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Kamala Proposes $6K Aborted Baby Tax Credit https://t.co/IZvBOR1Y1N

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Man Discovers Revolutionary New Diet Where He Doesn’t Get A Double-Decker Oatmeal Creme Pie At The Gas Station Every Day https://t.co/wwuGyBP9wn

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Man Discovers Revolutionary New Diet Where He Doesn’t Get A Double-Decker Oatmeal Creme Pie At The Gas Station Every Day https://t.co/wwuGyBP9wn

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Georgia Indicts Millions Of Voters For Conspiring To Elect Trump https://t.co/yK4R1XP2My

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Georgia Indicts Millions Of Voters For Conspiring To Elect Trump https://t.co/yK4R1XP2My

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Prince Immediately Regrets Waking Rachel Zegler With A Kiss After She Starts Ranting About The Patriarchy https://t.co/KWmkTFVc82

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Prince Immediately Regrets Waking Rachel Zegler With A Kiss After She Starts Ranting About The Patriarchy https://t.co/KWmkTFVc82

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Wives: 8 Subtle Signs Your Husband Is 'In The Mood' https://t.co/tlaOuWLUs6

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Wives: 8 Subtle Signs Your Husband Is 'In The Mood' https://t.co/tlaOuWLUs6

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Dad, Toddler Equally Mesmerized By Excavator https://t.co/owb0lFM3aG

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Dad, Toddler Equally Mesmerized By Excavator https://t.co/owb0lFM3aG

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Touching: Kamala Announces Plan To Hang 'Joy' Sign Over Bread Lines https://t.co/gTuwkiEaZt

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Touching: Kamala Announces Plan To Hang 'Joy' Sign Over Bread Lines https://t.co/gTuwkiEaZt

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

La Croix Introduces New Creamed Corn Flavor https://t.co/fsMlYS6VDF

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La Croix Introduces New Creamed Corn Flavor https://t.co/fsMlYS6VDF

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Sean Astin Goes Campaigning In The Dead Marshes To Register New Democrat Voters https://t.co/WBu42FAmOe

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Sean Astin Goes Campaigning In The Dead Marshes To Register New Democrat Voters https://t.co/WBu42FAmOe

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Kamala Harris Suggests Americans Struggling To Make Ends Meet Just Try Sleeping With Their Boss https://t.co/5VWQ073SYs

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Kamala Harris Suggests Americans Struggling To Make Ends Meet Just Try Sleeping With Their Boss https://t.co/5VWQ073SYs

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Bert And Ernie Both Contract Monkeypox https://t.co/iDgAib7A6D

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Bert And Ernie Both Contract Monkeypox https://t.co/iDgAib7A6D

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Jesus's Parents Realize He's Divine As He Completes Carpentry Project Without Going Back To Home Depot A Single Time https://t.co/t1qICgdlJ9 https://t.co/q1zyiQD7ky

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

10 Telltale Signs You're About To Get Raided By The FBI https://t.co/qcMcyfhIvT

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10 Telltale Signs You're About To Get Raided By The FBI https://t.co/qcMcyfhIvT

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Target Attempts To Win Back Customers With New 'Straight White Male Pride Collection' https://t.co/kDpCjZkD03

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Target Attempts To Win Back Customers With New 'Straight White Male Pride Collection' https://t.co/kDpCjZkD03

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Pentagon Mandates Monkeypox Vaccine, But Only For Navy https://t.co/2VFfFEmCoW

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Pentagon Mandates Monkeypox Vaccine, But Only For Navy https://t.co/2VFfFEmCoW

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

Biden Bummed To Realize That All He Had To Do To Stay In Race Was Not Show Up To Debate And Never Speak To Reporters Ever https://t.co/mv395oHJca

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Biden Bummed To Realize That All He Had To Do To Stay In Race Was Not Show Up To Debate And Never Speak To Reporters Ever https://t.co/mv395oHJca

The Babylon Bee 1 year ago

'Help! I'm Being Bullied!' Yells Imane Khelif While Holding Woman In Headlock And Punching Her In The Face https://t.co/xqpyGordJi

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'Help! I'm Being Bullied!' Yells Imane Khelif While Holding Woman In Headlock And Punching Her In The Face https://t.co/xqpyGordJi